Globes 2019: Women in White

Sandra Oh in Versace

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (10048065x) Sandra Oh 76th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jan 2019 Wearing Atelier Versace

I love the Old Hollywood vibe this has. I remember when Sandra Oh was on Grey's and had very hit-or-miss taste, but whoever styled her for this kept it really classic and clean and she really shone for it.

Julianne Moore in Givenchy

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10049304qy) Julianne Moore arrives at the 76th annual Golden Globe Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, in Beverly Hills, Calif 76th Annual Golden Globe Awards - Arrivals, Beverly Hills, USA - 06 Jan 2019

From the front, I quite like the mix of textures and funky neckline -- it all seems well-made, and she nailed it with the bracelets. But...

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10049298ha) Julianne Moore arrives at the 76th annual Golden Globe Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, in Beverly Hills, Calif 76th Annual Golden Globe Awards - Arrivals, Beverly Hills, USA - 06 Jan 2019

... I think the gigantic bow is a step too far and makes it look like a chair cover?

Judith Light in Siriano

Mandatory Credit: Photo by MIKE NELSON/EPA-EFE/REX/Shutterstock (10049337li) Judith Light arrives for the 76th annual Golden Globe Awards ceremony at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, in Beverly Hills, California, USA, 06 January 2019. Arrivals - 76th Golden Globe Awards, Beverly Hills, USA - 06 Jan 2019

Judith has no off switch.

Janet Mock in Off White

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (10048221ao) Janet Mock 76th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jan 2019

Speaking of "Off," it says that right on Janet's neckline. And I think that's how I feel about this outfit. It's... off. I think the problem is the slit being so far off to the side that she's working a weird angle to get her leg out of it. I call that Ashanti Syndrome, which I just made up right this second, for no reason other than she often has that issue,

Dominique Jackson

I feel like I need to watch Pose. She's on it as someone called Elektra Abundance, and Billy Porter's character is Pray Tell (almost as good as his AHS character, Behold Chablis), which is just excellent. Do you watch? Should I?

Dakota Fanning in Armani

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/REX/Shutterstock (10048067ul) Dakota Fanning 76th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jan 2019

This is actually blue, I think, but in the blue post it looked too white, and now in here you can see the icy hue... Shrug. Sometimes the system fails. However, that's as good a sweetheart neckline as Prada has ever made.

Jamie Lee Curtis

THAT is how you match hair to an outfit, Gaga. We just need a shoe intervention and we're in business. Also, and I'm not sure I've ever said this: Do we wish this were a jumpsuit? The slit in the front is long enough that the dress might be telling us that it ALSO wishes it were a jumpsuit.