Janelle James in Monsoori

This is amazing. It's outrageously impractical to wrangle and she looks sexy as hell in it. Principal Ava would be SO PROUD.

Sheryl Lee Ralph in Safiyaa

This is the much calmer version. Now I want an episode of Abbott Elementary where Barbara gets an award and Principal Ava shows up in a WAY more explosive version of the same outfit.

Jillian Dion

She looks lovely -- all the Killers of the Flower Moon ladies have been glowing.

Tyler James Williams in custom D&G

I mentioned that he and Chris Perfetti wore pin stripes; they're also both in custom D&G, so maybe it was a twofer? I like Tyler's a bit better, just because the slight flare on that trouser hem really suits him.

Troian Bellisario

Troian is married to Patrick J. Adams, who did a whole thing with the Suits cast winking at how successful their show is... lo these many years after it wrapped. It's... sort of metallic? MAYBE white? Kind of a wisp of nothingness? She looks pretty but I would love to see her in a color.

Christina Ricci

DITTO. This is actually... a lot more wildly sheer than I realized, and I think if she'd won for Yellowjackets and had to go up on stage in this, it would've looked like tissue and the Internet would have lit on fire.

Justin Hartley and Sofia Pernas

He has a semi-bad-looking new show coming up on CBS, and I do not think that is his best color.

Brendan Hunt and Jason Sudeikis

That's almost dressed-down by Brendan's standards, and like HELLA dressy by Jason's.

Sarah Rafferty in Lanvin

She was also there for Suits. I tried watching her new Netflix show, My Life With The Walter Boys, and it is... not good. But not through any fault of hers. It got picked up, though. I think people were hungry for YA angst, but The Summer I Turned Pretty is so much better at it. ANYWAY. This is nightie-adjacent. She is a very pretty spectre drifting down from your attic.

Jessica and David Oyelowo

Wow, I've never thought this before, but she looks enough like Sarah Snook in this photo that I was like, "Oh, I wish Sarah had worn that." David always goes with something interesting, and was -- I believe -- the only head-to-toe brown suit of the night.

Billie Eilish

And then Billie. Ah, Billie. She said the ribbon was around a birthday gift, and she just casually repurposed it, along with some thrifted shoes and a skirt she liked because she assumed people wouild think it was pants. I do not think a single item on her body actually fits her; she looks like a 90s emo child time-traveled and became someone's governess.

I MEAN. Imagine the impact she would've had on the March sisters.

Wrapping Up The Globes With Some Dramatic Chartreuse

And Billie Eilish's... everything.