Connor Storrie

See? THERE are the curls. Sure, shake it up here and there, but I think the splashy debut at the Globes was the time to show up in full Ilya Rozanov fashion -- curly hair, no mustache -- and then veer off the path later.

with Hudson Williams

I am so pleased that they actually like and enjoy each other. They're going to need each other.

Goofballs.

Francois Arnaud

And here's their dreamboat castmate. This is a solid suit and I love whatever is happening with his shirt. Is it like... a built-in ascot?

Jennifer Lopez

Lover, you can clutch that fur around you as much as you want, but it won't make up for the fact that you're essentially naked from the hips down. This is CLASSIC wack J.Lo.

Jennifer Morrison

This looks like she danced around a Maypole with some Ace bandages.

Caylee Cowan

Her reps continue to be the hardest working people in Hollywood. She shows up to stuff ALL THE TIME and I frequently ignore it because I don't totally know why she's there other than "dating Casey Affleck." And is that even still true? But, she finally made it in by dressing like a consumptive Bronte heroine.

Isa Briones

This is like... half Reality Bites, half 10 Things I Hate About You's final prom scene, and 100 percent wrong.

Li Jun Li

This just looks like a skirt she's trying to turn into a cocktail dress.

Chris Perfetti

I love a loud check.

Denee Benton

I wonder if being all buttoned up on The Gilded Age makes people really YEARN for sheers.

LaKeith Stanfield

I genuinely like that sweater.

Zooey Deschanel

I know people get sick of Zooey's style, and I sometimes do too, but there is also something so appealingly relatable about it to me. She picked a cute dress and threw on a leather jacket to fight the chill. Whomst among us hasn't?

Kate Beckinsale

She is a walking Laura Ashley duvet.

Tessa Thompson

Pubic bone AND beaded boobs?!? Jackpot.

Kristen Bell

Sound the REASONABLE Klaxon!

Lana Condor

I hope she's well taped.

Jameela Jamil

This is pretty glam. She doesn't seem to have gone to the Globes themselves, so she pulled out all the stops here.

Jenna Dewan

First, she looks more like Julianna Margulies than I have ever seen. Second, this is so BORING. She looks like she's wearing the lingerie AND the bag to wash it in.

Emily V Gordon and Kumail Nanjiani

This is so soothingly competent. One of you asked for an end of year EVG slideshow and I forgot about it, and I wish I hadn't. REMIND ME NEXT YEAR.

Globes Pre-Parties, Part(y) 2: The Heated Hockey Boys, and J Lo in a Fur

As the style gods intended.