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# Globes Fugtrospective: The Bad Stuff
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/globes-fugtrospective-the-bad-stuff/
- Published: 2014-01-11T18:00:56.000Z
- Updated: 2014-01-10T05:53:16.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

## Bjork, 2000

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2014/01/38971_1316443.jpg)

We begin, AS DID THE MILLENNIUM, with the Michael Jackson sequins on Bjork's skirt. It's bad. It's bad. Really, really bad.

## Sarah Jessica Parker, 2002

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/692639.xml)

What is she DOING.

## Cynthia Nixon, 2002

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/692649.xml)

Gah, and what is SHE doing? I blame Pat Field. That's fair, right? But seriously, this proves sheers had been done before the recent surge, and were bad back then, too. Why are we regurgitating terrible ideas?

## Sela Ward, 2002

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/692662.xml)

Sela Ward, you are so beautiful. And this is so terrible.

## Beyonce, 2003

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/1739466.xml)

AND THEN THIS HAPPENED, FOR REAL, IN THE WORLD. Her facial expression is amazing. For the record, there are plenty of photos of her looking normal, but I much prefer using this to imagine that her inner monologue about her styling is SCATHING. Like, "What cheap David's Bridal clearance rack bullshit is this? Am I getting married in a saloon?"

## Lara Flynn Boyle, 2003

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/1739310.xml)

And then THIS.

## Heather Graham, 2003

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/1738499.xml)

Oh, lord, it's like Sheers conbined with Demi Moore's bike shorts dress from the Oscars in the 80s.

## Maria Menounos, 2003

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/1739626.xml)

I bet she wishes she could have this one back. She looks like something Prince Albert of Monaco probably once wore to an official dinner.

## Goldie Hawn, 2003

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/2245459.xml)

Sigh. I prefer her caftans.

## Sharon Stone, 2003

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/01/39041_2266581.jpg)

The sign-up sheet is in the hotel lobby. Bring your own whips, please.

## Angie Harmon, 2003

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/01/39071_1734696.jpg)

NO, GIRL.

## Nicole Kidman, 2004

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/01/33461_nicolekidman04globes8uy.jpg)

Ugh, all that netting, and the twee hair... this thought it was SO GLAM, and is so very not.

## Diane Kruger, 2005

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/01/33551_dianekruger.jpg)

Like a bad, ornate canopy bed.

## Nicole Kidman, 2005

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/52001355.xml)

Great color, hot mess of seaming, and depressing hair.

## Paula Abdul, 2005

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/33531_52003059.xml)

OUUUUUCH.

## Halle Berry, 2005

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/52001425.xml)

Look, Halle Berry is so depressed by Paula's gown that she bandaged her breasts in advance, just in case.

## January Jones, 2005 (with Josh Groban)

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/52001488.xml)

This isn't THAT egregious but it's also not GOOD, and I mostly wanted an excuse for us all to remember January Jones from back in the Groban days.

## Anne Heche, 2006

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/01/39131_56605920.jpg)

At this point I think we were all concerned Anne Heche was back to wandering around calling herself Celestia.

## Heidi Klum, 2006

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/01/39201_56605600.jpg)

I can't even cope with how bad that bodice is. She looks like she's wearing a collar and a leash, like a newfangled Princess Leia minus the wire underpants.

## Reese Witherspoon, 2006

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/56605817.xml)

Well, sure, even women in chain mail might want to put on an apron to protect it from pasta sauce. You don't know her life.

## Gwyneth Paltrow, 2006

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/56605707.xml)

It's maternity, but it's also Tragic Austen.

## Charlize Theron, 2006

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/56602003.xml)

Nope. Reload and fire again.

## Vanessa Williams, 2007

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/46241_73004395.xml)

A delicious tornado of battyness.

## Cameron Diaz, 2007

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/01/46311_73005344.jpg)

Unsuccessful on every level.

## Rinko Kikuchi, 2007

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/01/46401_73005706.jpg)

You've heard of farms that let you pick your own berries. This one lets you pick your own loofah.

## Sharon Leal, 2007

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/46451_73009038-419x636.xml)

A failure to wrangle of the highest order.

## Blake Lively, 2009

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/01/69131_84250457-419x589.jpg)

This gown was custom-made for her, which makes its horrendous fit inexcusable.

## Anne Hathaway, 2009

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/56601715.xml)

How far she's come.

## Freida Pinto, 2009

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/84246720.xml)

This is bunchy and depressing, especially considering how gorgeous she is and how well the color suits her.

## Cameron Diaz, 2009

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/84247735.xml)

YOU ARE SO TAN, CAMERON.

## Isla Fisher, 2009

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/84248491.xml)

... a high-fashion mud puddle?

## Renee Zellweger, 2009

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/84248359.xml)

This is so screamingly hilariously bad that I had actually blotted it out of my mind. SHE. LOOKS. INSANE. Like she blew in on the wing of a plane and has been telling everyone she's your aunt from the continent.

## Drew Barrymore, 2010

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/83011_95834805-419x628.xml)

Sea Anemone Chic.

## Amanda Seyfried, 2010

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/83161_gg_afterparty_094_wenn2715145-419x642.xml)

So overwrought, and then she had to go and wear actual birds on her feet.

## Nicole Kidman, 2010

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/83272_95835424-419x667.xml)

This is somehow both underwrought and overwrought. And full of nipple.

## Julianne Moore, 2010

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/95833889.xml)

Upsetting.

## Chloe Sevigny, 2010

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/95834575.xml)

AMAZING. But maybe not in the way she intended. Or in EXACTLY the way she intended, possibly, and we'll never know.

## January Jones, 2011

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/01/108079140-419x586.jpg)

This is like an update of Sela Ward's bad dress, and yes, the new version fails also. I know some people liked it, but I sincerely think the cleavage and her glossy, perfect head-styling are just hypnotizing them.

## Michelle Williams, 2011

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/108079903-419x620.xml)

Noooooooo. There is much to be sad about here, and I suspect for Anthropologie the main regret is that it never sold the hand-towel version of this dress.

## Julianne Moore, 2011

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/01/juliannemoore_108078335-419x594.jpg)

HELLO, SLEEVE, MY OLD NEMESIS.

## Erin Wasson, 2012

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/137157250-419x679.xml)

HELLO EVERYTHING, MY OLD NEMESIS.

## Morena Baccarin, 2013

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/159428210-419x619.xml)

Ugh, and then this one hid all of her light under a mourning bushel.

## Kerry Washington, 2013

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/159434908-419x631.xml)

Some people also loved this, but I truly didn't. It's too much sheer, too short, too deeply cut, and the hair completely obscures her face.

## Halle Berry, 2013

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/159434715-419x684.xml)

The perfect encapsulation of Hot Mess.

[Globes Fugtrospective: The Bad StuffI promised it would come, and here it is: I delved into our subscription's archives, which sadly are very limited in the 2000-2002 range (and there's nothing from before that), and pulled out the very worst Globes outfits I found there. Things were SO BLEAK in olden times. It's quite amazing. The Stylist Revolution has yielded higher highs, and perfectly low lows, but can they get any dumber than some of these? Lara Flynn Boyle in the tutu, anyone?![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2014/01/38971_1316443.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/globes-fugtrospective-the-bad-stuff-01-2014/)