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2012: Freida Pinto

I thought it'd be fun to start with someone we haven't seen in a while! She looks so good. The color, the necklace, the fabric, all of it.

2012: Sofia Vergara

The workmanship in that skirt is incredible. She loves a fishtail, but this one stands out.

2012: Bitsie Tulloch

This is another one that's texturally really good. Also I was happy to rediscover her on the site looking so nice, as I just watched her in Superman & Lois. (It was good but I hope they let her do more than be stressed out.)

2012: Evan Rachel Wood

Sequins into feathers maybe shouldn't work... but it really, really does.

2012: Laura Dern

I'm a sucker for green.

2012: Heidi Klum

Who knew she had it in her?

2012: Angelina Jolie

This is also memorable because if memory serves, being two-tone makes it the closest to a pattern she's ever worn.

2012: Dianna Agron

This was an up-and-down dress for me. I love the work on the top, but I think the bottom needed to lay off the details.

2012: Erin Wasson

SURPRISE. I will never forget the noise I made when I saw this for the first time. An outfit that makes me exclaim aloud when I'm alone is TRULY something, and this monstrous loincloth did the job.

2012: Emma Stone

Fug Nation voted her best-dressed this year.

2012: Nicole Kidman

This is also quite fab.

2013: Nicole Kidman

Jump to 2013, though, and she's got some serious crazy-eyes, which I interpret as a silent message to all the bloggers that she knows exactly what we're doing to kvetch about and she, too, isn't sure why this midsection is happening.

2013: Lucy Liu

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 13: Actress Lucy Liu arrives at the 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 13, 2013 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

This is one of the more dramatic Globes offerings. I really like it, but I understand why some people didn't.

2013: Julianna Margulies

This just looks like a smeary mess.

2013: Eva Longoria

It is always a problem when you have to cover your own crotch in order to move safely.

2013: Jennifer Garner

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 13: Actress Jennifer Garner arrives at the 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 13, 2013 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

Gorgeous.

2013: Halle Berry

This is a complete mess. One of her boobs looks like it's oozing out of place. At the time, someone pointed out that this is the kind of dress we would laugh out of town on anyone but Halle, and I agree that her powers are admirable, but: I'm still laughing it out of town.

2013: Kerry Washington

But WHY.

2013: Julianne Moore

One of her best.

2013: Odette Annable

I have always remembered this one -- the hit of neon, and her choice to match the shoes to it, were such a happy surprise.

2014: Caitlin FitzGerald

This is a great dress, but she gets an A+ for the purse and shoes with it.

2014: Lupita

Another unforgettable one.

2014: Berenice Bejo

Rogaine is a heck of a drug.

2014: Lizzy Caplan

I miss her on red carpets.

2014: Paula Patton

I ALSO miss her on red carpets, but for different reasons. This is explosively wacky, like she's conducting a rescue operation for a set of sheets.

2014: Julia Roberts

I get where she thought she was going with this, but there are too many little missteps.

2014: Zoe Saldana

This is one massive misstep. I don't think there's a RIGHT part of it.

2014: Sandra Bullock

This also has too much going on. It's like a walking gender reveal party and in half an hour it's going to go blue or pink.

2014: Rashida Jones

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 12: Actress Rashida Jones attends the 71st Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 12, 2014 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

I had totally forgotten this, and it's really unusual and great.

2014: Amy Adams

Very sexy.

2014: Lady Victoria Hervey

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 12: Lady Victoria Hervey attends the Weinstein Company's 2014 Golden Globe Awards after party on January 12, 2014 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Tommaso Boddi/Getty Images)

We interrupt this broadcast to bring you a dispatch from a gaping chasm of sartorial doom.

2014

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 12: Lady Victoria Hervey attends the Weinstein Company's 2014 Golden Globe Awards after party on January 12, 2014 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Tommaso Boddi/Getty Images)

What can I even say?

2015: Kate Mara

Why is this belt there? WHY. I mean, presumably to do belt things, but it is EMPHATICALLY the wrong belt.

2015: Leslie Mann

This is all great, but the purse is really making my heart flutter.

2015: Anna Kendrick

This is easily one of her best.

2015: Emma Stone

I'm sure at the time I kvethched about the pants and train, but let's be honest, it's pretty chic.

2015: Goop

Nope. The fit is catastrophic. Is this her way of trying to counterbalance the pink dress in which she won for Shakespeare In Love, which was baggy?

2015: Julianne Moore

That's fabulous.

2015: Keira Knightley

That is... not.

2015: Rosamund Pike

Custom Vera Wang, and it fits like she just opened two maxi pads and strung them together with dental floss.

2015: Uzo Aduba

Fab dress, and since it's Uzo, we can assume the shoes also rule.

2015: Viola

All hail.

2016: Cate Blanchett

That is more shiny pink tassel activity than anyone needs.

2016: Jenna Dewan

One of my all-time favorites.

2016: Olivia Wilde

This is also easily one of her best. It's SO GOOD. The color, the fit. Eat your heart out, Jason Sudeikis.

2016: Laverne Cox

Striking as hell, and beautifully fit.

2016: Jaimie Alexander

The deep vee was polarizing, but I love the pattern. To me it's dreamy.

2016: Katy Perry

She made a big deal about how she'd hired a new stylist to turn her into a more serious fashion person, and all that did was turn her into a precursor to Kacey Musgraves, except with everything too tight. I'm glad Katy has leaned back into her wacky side.

2016: Nicole

This is McQueen, I think? I assume it's MEANT to look like a tsunami?

2016: Emma Stone

This was her winning year, and she picked the right dress for it.

2017: Thandie Newton

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Dipped in FLAME. I love it.

2017: Anna Kendrick

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This is one of the top most unsettling optical illusions ever. That bodice should be BURNED.

2017: Sophie Turner

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Louis Vuitton, YOU ARE THE WORST.

2017: Issa Rae

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She is so good at this.

2017: SJP

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She... is so mixed at this. Why are her sleeves rebelling? Why are they there in the first place? JUST WHY.

2017: Caitriona Balfe

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 08: Actress Caitriona Balfe attends the 74th Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 8, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

She made a late charge and very nearly won best-dressed this year...

2017:

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... but Viola edged her out, and I'm not complaining.

Let's End Globes Run-Up Week With A Grab Bag
I kinda ran out of time. And steam.

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