Globes Parties: Bignesses

Jackie Cruz in Viktor Luna

Mandatory Credit: Photo by imageSPACE/REX/Shutterstock (10049491hw) Jackie Cruz InStyle and Warner Bros Golden Globes After Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jan 2019

This is custom, and it certainly does FEEL like a carefully made replica of Tracee Ellis Ross's Valentino. Sadly the first one wasn't even strictly necessary.

Lea Michele in Alex Perry

Mandatory Credit: Photo by imageSPACE/REX/Shutterstock (10049491o) Lea Michele InStyle and Warner Bros Golden Globes After Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jan 2019 Wearing Alex Perry

Wait. Is that...a fabric panel made to LOOK like it's her abs slathered in body oil? That is dumber than if it WAS her abs slathered in body oil. I guess it could also be a see-through shimmery fabric that has the same effect, but just... at that point, just use your abs.

Storm Reid

I appreciate the thought, but I kind of wish she'd cut this off right where it becomes sheerish -- say about the knees? That would take it into Fun Party Dress territory.

Fiona Xie

It's Kitty Pong! She looks SUPERB in that. Did the Globes really limit its guest list for casts of nominated films year? Because I didn't see her on that red carpet, and I don't get why not.

Katie Uhlaender

She's an Olympic athlete (skeleton, I think) so she obviously appreciates a BIG MOMENT. I love that skirt.

Barbara Meier

She was also at the telecast but our services didn't have her photo. I enjoy this but actually wish the sleeves came higher up, closer to her shoulders.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock (10049508g) Barbara Meier HBO Golden Globes After Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jan 2019

I also want to know how long that train lasted before she detached it, or someone else accidentally did it for her.

Hilary Duff

What makes this big is the coat, which I'm sure she took off, but not on the red carpet so... It also is a skirt with some kind of shorts or briefs situation underneath, I believe. But she just had a baby so I'm more concerned with whether she's going to need to pump in that thing, which is not going offer easy access.

J. Alexander

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Richard Shotwell/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10049513az) Miss Jay Alexander arrives at the HBO Golden Globes afterparty at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, in Beverly Hills, Calif 76th Annual Golden Globe Awards - HBO Afterparty, Beverly Hills, USA - 06 Jan 2019

This could have gone in Sheers OR in Shiny/Sparkly, but I decided that the overall effect is big enough that Miss J should live in here.

Jaime King in Toni Maticevski

InStyle Warner Bros Golden Globe After Party 2019 held at Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California. Featuring: Jaime King Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 07 Jan 2019 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com

She looks tremendous, even if I would have taken down the eye shadow a touch. Why compete with that rad lipstick? I do like that she's wearing a brand we don't see that much, and/or which isn't as widely known. It's such nice variety from what can feel like an endless parade of LV, Dior, Givenchy, etc.

Georgia Fowler

I maybe should've put this in Sparkles, but... it's TRYING to be, or feel, big.

Rowan Blanchard in Marc Jacobs

Mandatory Credit: Photo by imageSPACE/REX/Shutterstock (10049491l) Rowan Blanchard InStyle and Warner Bros Golden Globes After Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jan 2019

Loofah City, Population 1. (With her new cut, though, doesn't she look like a younger Olivia Colman?)

Iskra Lawrence

That's quite a dress, and she looks super in it, even if it's a wee tight in the chest. I can see why she might've needed to change for logistical -- and damage -- reasons...

Iskra Lawrence in Theia

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock (10049507ag) Iskra Lawrence InStyle and Warner Bros Golden Globes After Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jan 2019 2019 InStyle and Warner Bros. Golden Globe After Party

... but, to stay at the same party?!? Why not just pick one dress you can wear all night? Did she get paid for both, or something? However, I do want to note that her hair in this shot is rivaling Blake Lively's.

Hallie Sahar

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Sayles/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10049497pf) Niecy Nash arrives at the InStyle and Warner Bros. Golden Globes afterparty at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, in Beverly Hills, Calif 76th Annual Golden Globe Awards - InStyle and Warner Bros. Afterparty, Beverly Hills, USA - 06 Jan 2019

She was captioned as Niecy Nash, and I was like, "I... do not think this is true even if she DID totally revamp her hair and makeup." Hallie is on Pose, and I love how that cast clearly decided to GLAM IT UP.

Tiffany Haddish in Michael Kors

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock (10049508bn) Tiffany Haddish HBO Golden Globes After Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jan 2019

What this lacks in volume, it makes up for in CAPERY. This might be my favorite thing she's ever worn. It's wonderful.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Richard Shotwell/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10049511u) Tiffany Haddish arrives at the HBO Golden Globes afterparty at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, in Beverly Hills, Calif 76th Annual Golden Globe Awards - HBO Afterparty, Beverly Hills, USA - 06 Jan 2019

And, she had my favorite kind of fun with it.