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Alison Brie
Netflix 'Glow' roller skating event, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 29 Jul 2018
She wore this earlier (or later) to an event for Netflix animated shows. It's very youthful, and it's also a bit mid-90s, to me, in spirit.
Betty Gilpin
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Betty Gilpin
Netflix 'Glow' roller skating event, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 29 Jul 2018
But then WHAT IS THIS. It's not '80s thematic, so there goes that excuse. She looks like she lost a dare involving a weight-training onesie, a Kardashian waist-trainer, a designer lobster net, and a cummerbund someone's kid wove at camp.
Sydelle Noel
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Sydelle Noel
Netflix 'Glow' roller skating event, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 29 Jul 2018
Those shoes are more involved than I PERSONALLY would wear, but she looks pretty fantastic in all this anyway.
Britney Young
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Britney Young
Netflix 'Glow' roller skating event, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 29 Jul 2018
She looks good, too -- sunny and bright and happy. And she's a good storyteller, as borne out by her Glamour essay. Between that and Betty Gilpin's various pieces (NYT, about her house, and Glamour), I am here for the GLOW cast writing anything it wants.
Jackie Tohn
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Jackie Tohn
Netflix 'Glow' roller skating event, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 29 Jul 2018
I love the shoes, and I like the pattern on the blouse, but... is it open down to her waist, or is that... what is going on there? We need way fewer neck bows and way more of a comprehensible neckline.
Britt Baron
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Britt Baron
Netflix 'Glow' roller skating event, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 29 Jul 2018
And she's dressed basically exactly like a twenty-something actress who just got her big break. It feels like it's in the handbook.
Monique Coleman
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Monique Coleman
Netflix 'Glow' roller skating event, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 29 Jul 2018
But then BAM, Monique was all, "If I am putting roller skates on then I am going AT LEAST PARTIAL XANADU."
Scott Porter
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Scott Porter
Netflix 'Glow' roller skating event, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 29 Jul 2018
George Tucker also tried to embrace the mood, but I think he should've done it in spandex metal-band leggings.
Kat Graham
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Kat Graham
Netflix 'Glow' roller skating event, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 29 Jul 2018
Of ALL the people I would've expected to get costumey at this thing... but alas, Kat Graham only really leaned into shoulder pads. Maybe next time. (Do we really think she rollerskated in this? No, right? No.)