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Leelee Sobieski, Drew Barrymore, David Arquette, and Marley Shelton

Leelee Sobieski, Drew Barrymore, David Arquette, and Marley Shelton (Photo by Jim Smeal/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

Let's begin with Never Been Kissed. SO MUCH about this photo is a time capsule, from the bias cut halter gown on Leelee, to Drew's dress-over-a-dress, to the tissue-thin fabric on Marley, to both her and Drew's shoes, to David Arquette in general... it's quite something.

Drew and Nancy Juvonen

Drew Barrymore and Nancy Juvonen during "Never Been Kissed" Los Angeles Premiere at Mann's Chinese Theater in Hollywood, California, United States. (Photo by Jim Smeal/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

Nancy is Drew's best friend and producing partner, and they are STILL tight and working together; Nancy also married Jimmy Fallon about eight years after this. Yay for best friends.

Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba (Photo by Jim Smeal/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

I always, always forget she's in this movie, and I suspect she would prefer it if we all forgot the makeup situation she's found herself in here.

David Arquette and Courteney Cox

David Arquette and Courteney Cox (Photo by Jim Smeal/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

Sometimes, I'm still surprised they happened. It was as unexpected as Dewey and Gale Weathers, honestly.

Michael Vartan

Michael Vartan during "Never Been Kissed" Los Angeles Premiere at Mann's Chinese Theater in Hollywood, California, United States. (Photo by Jim Smeal/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

This dreamboat was two years away from his role on Alias. I look at him and can still hear "La Cienega" by Ryan Adams, from a key Sydney and Vaughn scene where the romantic tension was palpable YOU ARE HOT FOR EACH OTHER JUST KISS AAAARGH.

Patrick Dempsey

HOLLYWOOD - MARCH 30: Actor Patrick Dempsey attends the "Never Been Kissed" Hollywood Premiere on March 30, 1999 at Mann's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Ron Galella, Ltd./Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

P.Demps was doing a whole lot of meh in 1999, though he was soon to recur on Will & Grace and Once and Again. He was still cultivating the hair, though. Always the hair.

Katie Holmes and mom Tammy

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Bei/Shutterstock (4372195v) Katie Holmes with mom Tammy Holmes GO March 7, 1999 Los Angeles, CA "Go" Premiere Katie Holmes with mother Tammy Holmes The premiere of Columbia Pictures GO held at the Cinerama Dome Photo ® Eric Charbonneau / BEImages

Okay, now we are switching gears to Go. This was a big deal for Katie, I think -- it was back when she had burgeoning indie cred despite being on Dawson's Creek -- and it's interesting to me how dressed-down she is. Not that she's alone in that. Premieres were so different then. Nowadays, someone who's not even in the movie would show up in a full ball gown. (I had a Nine West leather jacket around this time that looks SO MUCH like this.) 

Lucy Liu

Lucy Liu during "Go" Hollywood Premiere at Cinerama Dome in Hollywood, California, United States. (Photo by SGranitz/WireImage)

And this! This is not even something where you can tell what the outfit is, because the coat has the stage. She took it off inside, though...

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Bei/Shutterstock (4372195d) Lucy Liu GO March 7, 1999 Los Angeles, CA "Go" Premiere Lucy Liu The premiere of Columbia Pictures GO held at the Cinerama Dome Photo ® Eric Charbonneau / BEImages

... to reveal ARM SHEATHS. Not to be confused with usual sleeves.

Gwen Stefani

Gwen Stefani (Photo by SGranitz/WireImage)

LOOK WHO IT IS. It's funny, I look back at this and think of it as the raw clay version of Gwen Stefani, but No Doubt was already a big deal by this point. Tragic Kingdom came out in 1995. And yet somehow I never recall her looking so... shlumpy?

Natalie Imbruglia

Natalie Imbruglia (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)

Nothing's right, Natalie. I'm torn.

Elise Neal

Elise Neal during "Go" Hollywood Premiere at Cinerama Dome in Hollywood, California, United States. (Photo by Ron Galella/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

OMG the sheer shirt-duster! Yes, aughts babies, THESE HAPPENED.

Ione Skye

Ione Skye during "Go" Hollywood Premiere at Cinerama Dome in Hollywood, California, United States. (Photo by SGranitz/WireImage)

Are her shoes... furry?

James Marsden and Lisa Linde

James Marsden and Lisa Linde (Photo by Barry King/WireImage)

He is unchanged.

Barry Watson

Barry Watson during "Go" Hollywood Premiere at Cinerama Dome in Hollywood, California, United States. (Photo by Barry King/WireImage)

Hello, Baby 7th Heaven!

Timothy Olyphant

Timothy Olyphant during "Go" Hollywood Premiere at Cinerama Dome in Hollywood, California, United States. (Photo by Barry King/WireImage)

Hello, Baby Olyphant!

Heath Ledger

Heath Ledger (Photo by Jim Smeal/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

Sniffle. It's Baby Heath. That one still hurts.

Kerr Smith

Kerr Smith during "Go" Hollywood Premiere at Cinerama Dome in Hollywood, California, United States. (Photo by Barry King/WireImage)

But Baby Jack from Dawson's Creek is here to cheer us up.

Ron Livingston

Ron Livingston during "Go" Hollywood Premiere at Cinerama Dome in Hollywood, California, United States. (Photo by Ron Galella/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

As is Baby Office Space.

David Boreanaz

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Bei/Shutterstock (4372195r) David Boreanaz GO March 7, 1999 Los Angeles, CA "Go" Premiere David Boreanaz The premiere of Columbia Pictures GO held at the Cinerama Dome Photo ® Eric Charbonneau / BEImages

And Baby Angel.

Scott Wolf

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Bei/Shutterstock (4372195c) Scott Wolf GO March 7, 1999 Los Angeles, CA "Go" Premiere Scott Wolf The premiere of Columbia Pictures GO held at the Cinerama Dome Photo ® Eric Charbonneau / BEImages

And Baby Bailey, although that was JUST about to go off the air at this point. But Scott Wolf will always be a beautiful baby face. He will die looking 35.

Vince Vaughn

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Bei/Shutterstock (4372195a) Vince Vaughn GO March 7, 1999 Los Angeles, CA "Go" Premiere Vince Vaughn The premiere of Columbia Pictures GO held at the Cinerama Dome Photo ® Eric Charbonneau / BEImages

Baby Swingers, looking totally scruffy and terrible!

Molly Ringwald

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Bei/Shutterstock (4372195i) Molly Ringwald GO March 7, 1999 Los Angeles, CA "Go" Premiere Molly Ringwald The premiere of Columbia Pictures GO held at the Cinerama Dome Photo ® Eric Charbonneau / BEImages

This movie really did attract some curiosity, didn't it?

Desmond Askew

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Bei/Shutterstock (4372195j) Desmond Askew GO March 7, 1999 Los Angeles, CA "Go" Premiere Desmond Askew The premiere of Columbia Pictures GO held at the Cinerama Dome Photo ® Eric Charbonneau / BEImages

And whatever happened to him?!? (I'll tell you: He did a lot of bits and pieces.) I am really into his jacket, truly. I remember one night after I moved to L.A., I looked over at a stoplight and could've sworn he was driving the car next to me. But the light changed to go, and no, I'm not making that up just because of the name of the movie. I shall never know if it was or not.

Breckin Meyer and Taye Diggs

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Bei/Shutterstock (4372195k) Taye Diggs and Breckin Meyer GO March 7, 1999 Los Angeles, CA "Go" Premiere Taye Diggs and Breckin Meyer The premiere of Columbia Pictures GO held at the Cinerama Dome Photo ® Eric Charbonneau / BEImages

"IT'S TRAVIS BIRKENSTOCK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!"

Reese and Ryan

Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon during "Go" Hollywood Premiere at Cinerama Dome in Hollywood, California, United States. (Photo by Jim Smeal/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

And, as was evidently their custom, these two look like they're arriving in a hurry and seriously displeased.

Both "Never Been Kissed" and "Go" Premiered This Week in 1999
Let's roll them into one slideshow!

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