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# Phoned-In Carpet: Johnny Depp and Amber Heard
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/go-phone-in-yourself-johnny-depp-and-amber-heard-01-2015/
- Published: 2015-01-20T19:00:37.000Z
- Updated: 2015-01-20T05:39:57.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41

JOHNNY DEPP: Are we really promoting *Mortde-cay-yey-yay* or whatever it's called?

AMBER HEARD: Barely. We are here, clutching each other. But I just want to blend into the background. And you're not even wearing any scarves.

JOHNNY: Give me some credit. I'm wearing real pants, and I am present. Gwyneth's NOT EVEN HERE.

AMBER: She's not?! Are you kidding me? No Paltrow, no peace. I'm out of here.

\[Photo: INF\]