in Michael Kors

This is fine, right? It's fine! She looks really nice, and also a bit like she got dressed by testing a new GOOP invention wherein she spritzed herself with glue made from the saliva of alpine lions and then doused herself in recycled organic cruelty-free glitter.

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"You've got it, Gwyneth. You wrangled that nipple. It is NOT getting through there."

This outfit is about 60 percent less flattering and 100 percent more depressing.

That's cute, though. She popped by the Power of Women event but skipped the red carpet, which is a shame, because Business GOOP is rather well-clad.

"God's Love" Also Delivered Kate Hudson

And Serayah, a Gyllenhaal, Ashley Graham, and Lady Tablescape herself.