Reese

All that, and this dress isn't even good. She looks like a robber ran by and tore off all the gold he could grab.

Emma Thompson

This is unflatteringly low-hitting on her -- it would be on anyone -- but I love Emma trying out a screen siren aura.

Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth was pregnant, but I still feel comfortable saying this is amusing and not in a great way.

Ellen Pompeo

Sure!

Kate Beckinsale

Her jewelry is INCREDIBLE. The dress looks like a runner-up for her 2004 wedding that she kept around for another occasion.

Also how are the shoulders staying on? I don't see any netting, unless that's part of the ILLUSION, but illusion netting is rarely actually that good. Maybe it's just HELLA TAPE.

Yunjin Kim

Maybe it's because she was on Lost, but I caught myself leaning in to see if there was any hidden message in the pattern. There isn't.

Keira

I don't remember if I liked this at the time, but I really do now. Even if she got thwacked in the crotch all night, it's still very pretty.

Heidi Klum

However, I hated this then, and still do.

Jaime Pressly

This is pretty. Remember when My Name Is Earl was such a huge deal? It's crazy how things that seem so big in pop culture can just kind of... disappear in your mind. I remembered The Osbournes the other day and it was a real surprise, but back when it premiered, it was ALL anyone could talk about.

Rachel Weisz

That's not bad, and definitely better than a lot of what she wore in her most recent awards run.

Fergie and Faith Hill

Fergie looks like she's at a meeting for her safari company. But WHERE IS FERGIE? Maybe she DID vanish to start a safari company. She should come roaring back and do a duet with Faith Hill.

Debi Mazar

Regal.

Alanis Morissette

Alanis's dress is an Ode to Toplessness. Also seeing her as a blonde is never NOT surprising.

Charlize

Dear God, NO.

Renee Zellweger

This is, once again, very Renee. She needs to get out from behind the hunk of hair.

Mariah Carey

This also seems on target for her. I wish she'd let the curls fly and throw on some red lippy.

Natalie Portman

Zzzzzz.

Mandy Moore

Oh, sweet child, that necklace looks like Claire's Accessories.

SJP and the Brods

Whereas THAT ONE is MAJOR.

Jessica Biel

This all feels very limp.

Diane Kruger

I like this, but it's ALSO missing some lipstick, no?

Katherine Heigl

Pretty!

Cynthia Nixon

Eh. That just looks cumbersome.

Eva Longoria

Everyone wanted frosted lips in 2006, I guess?

Geena Davis

THANK YOU, Geena.

Marcia Cross

I miss Marcia Cross. I need a hint of menace in my shows. Maybe Grey's Anatomy can hire her on the condition that she plays Dr. Kimberly Shaw. Imagine what she could do to Owen!!!!!

Harold Perrineau

I've largely been ignoring the dudes, but Harold was really trying something, which hardly anyone did back then.

Zhang Ziyi

I love this. It's such a bright, refreshing hit.

Evangeline Lilly

This is so gently lovely.

Queen Latifah

Another fab one.

Jessica Alba

Oooh, and that's REALLY good.

Linda Cardellini

Nice! We're on a good stretch here, although her blond like that, I thought for a second she was Virginia Madsen.

Anne Hathaway

Okay, and Anne brought lipstick, but at the wrong time. Or just the wrong shade. Her face makeup is a little harsh for this outfit.

Nicollette Sheridan

She wore some REALLY bad stuff in our 90s slideshow, so I thought I'd follow up and let you know it wasn't all wacky.

Michelle Williams

That purple color is amazing, but the design seems a little haphazard. The shoes are sort of inexplicable. But she seems so happy.

Kyra Sedgwick

Brown rarely does it for me, but she's accessorized it well.

Eric McCormack and Debra Messing

I enjoy that they're standing near each other and approximately together but not really ACTUALLY together.

Dayna Devon

I usually ignore the TV anchors, but this dress is so fugly that it merited a special exception.

Melanie Griffith

One drawback to those slits is, I often think an outfit is pants at first and it's a terrible moment.

Rosario Dawson

I am so much more into caftans than I was in 2006. That's what 15 years of living will to do, I guess

Penelope Cruz

Fine but forgettable.

Camryn Manheim

This looks VERY dramatic on her, in a good way.

Rachel Bilson, Kristen Bell

Rachel looks cute. I don't know WHAT La Bell is doing.

Elizabeth Banks

And a big wacky finish from Elizabeth, who is wearing an interesting fabric that's been twisted into a monstrosity.

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