
She also seems thrilled by this.

LACY. (Crazy?)

Nice of you to join us, Maleficent.

So cute!

These two probably have fun dinner parties, right? Or it's actually like Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf up in there.

...is so pretty.

Pretty!

I really thought she'd wear something more v-necked, in order to show off her new ALLEGED boobs.

Hey, I just watched her on Top Chef. She wasn't wearing this.

I like to imagine that Claire acts like her Homeland character ALL THE TIME. If that's true, she's at home reading this in front of a crazy wall of stolen intel and yelling, "THIS POLL IS BULLSHIT, OKAY?"

Come on, y'all. Make an effort.

She IS aging well, though. I mean, you know. "Aging." I don't think you're old, DebMess.

Speaking of aging well. She makes me want to stab myself in the ear.

I am really glad I quit Glee. That has nothing to do with her outfit.

WE WANT HAMM.

We still like you, girl.

We get it.

I SAID WE GET IT.

Ugh. I really wanted this to go better.

This is an improvement on her, right?

She is divine.

I do like this color on her, as well. Her show -- Jane By Design -- is actually pretty cute.

Oy vey.

I actually also like this. It is DRAMATIC. And a color.

She kind of isn't making the splash I think people thought she was going to make. Better get on the phone with your agent, girl.

She is so pretty.

She is also pretty. This is Too Much for me.

I do enjoy her mini meatballs; not a euphemism.

I am frankly just stunned she isn't wearing something that's cut up to her auf wiedersehen.

She can do as she pleases.

He's just hot. Enjoy.

Hart of Dixie comes back next week. Programming break!

I wonder if he wore this to make people come up to him and touch him.

Pretty!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Also pretty, but maybe not at her BEST in this one.

Looking at this out of the corner of my eye, I thought she was carrying her laptop. I have no idea why, but I wish she were. To liveblog the party, obviously.

He should be legally required to be shirtless at all times.

He should legally be required to legally change his name to Joey Tribbiani.

As Tyra would say, "wah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah."

I DO covet her jewels.

This one was controversial. I thought it was neat.

This is a little too twee for me, as objectively pretty as it is.

Her hair kind of cracks me up.

Bless.

I LOVE the dudes behind her in this pic. That one guy is NOT impressed.

I thought this was swell.

There's a lot going on here.

Hey, don't Wiig out! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAH god this week will never end.

I have never seen the show for which Laura Dern won and I never will, but I am happy for her.

This is why you shouldn't cover yourself in super glue and then run through an aviary.

At least she's still alive.

At least SHE'S still alive. (Actually, I kind of liked this.)

Fabulous color.

THIS is ADORABLE.

This color is ALSO fun.

Banana clip not pictured.

Vince Howard, I love you.

50 to 1, whatever she's doing right now, she's crying.

Can't win 'em all.

She's sorry about The Killing, you guys.

Even in formal wear, Mr Schu can not resist a vest.

Give peace a chance...on her boobs.

BORING.

WEIRD.

Glam! At last.

Also glam? I think perhaps.

Okay! So they WERE dates -- look, Josh Sussman's tie matches her dress! Apparently, they were on Wizards of Waverly Place together....yes. I am not making that up. This whole thing is awesome.

I thought she was completely passable in MI:4

I kind of want to be married to Phil Dunphy. I might not have let him out of the house in this, though.

Never stop making these faces, Piper.

She's not bad, she's just drawn that way.

He is handsome. It's true.

I thought Ricky was funny, right? But not as funny as the year previous, maybe? Discuss.

This is just weird.

She has GOT to be exhausted by now.

Hey, Salma! I want to steal your hair.

I am sorry that this year's red carpet didn't involve Giuliana grilling Sarah about some made up feud again this year.

She looks pretty?

ACK! Rumor has it, she wore these because of her scoliosis? I don't know. That excuse sounds like a Mad Libs sentence to me. [Starlet] wore [weird item] to the [awards show] because of [disease].

Well, WE loved it. I don't know about YOU.

This is spectacular.

With bonus Clooney.

THIS IS SPECTACULAR.

I wish this was better. I really do.

More people seemed to be concerned about her Botox than her dress, in the comments. This is just information that I am conveying. Don't get mad at me, Tina.

PULL IT UP SERIOUSLY.

Seriously, ARE they dating?

Cut it out! Wait, wrong Uncle.

Great! But no more mermaid hems, PLEASE. EVERYONE. Can we just agree?

She and Michelle Williams are going to be going head to head at the Oscars and I worry Michelle is going to take it.

Are you for real?

She's a dish.

He's a dish!

I do like that they are each other's date for this.
