Catherine Zeta-Jones

I believe Cathy Zeta won best dressed this year from Fug Nation, and I can see why. I think some of it was sentimentality -- this was Michael Douglas's first time back out after throat cancer, and he got a standing ovation inside, etc. -- but also the gown is gorgeous. The color, the texture, the fit... she's a queen.

Elisabeth Moss

People also liked this one, but I am less fond. All that stitching across her body feels overwrought.

Connie Britton

If one HAS to wear satin, this is not a bad way to do it.

Mila Kunis

And I really, really love this. Mila wore a lot of good stuff on the Black Swan trail.

Angelina Jolie

I liked this more than most of you did, and I think it's because I was just so thrilled she was in a color.

January Jones

KABOOM.

Christina Hendricks

I think she needed her hair pulled back, because it's quarreling with her shoulder flower. The dress looks super on her though.

Edie Falco

This is... red fabric, on a body. Fine, check, next!

Selena Gomez

She looks very pretty, but again, I don't know why the designer decided to make the boob-cup seams. Imagine it without them.

Sofia Vergara

She has always been adept with fit, and this is no exception.

Julianne Moore

Whereas the lone gigantic sleeve here is hideous and feels like she hurt herself and needed a way to strap an ice pack to her arm all night.

Heidi Klum

The tie at her waist is a confusing creature, but otherwise this is so... normal! And good! I KNOW!

Natalie Portman

She is pregnant here, and made a very lovely choice with her gown.

Lea Michele

The ring with that dress color is great, but it reads a trifle like bedding to me.

Julianna Margulies

"This actually IS my hotel sheet. I spilled one of the tiny ketchups on my real skirt."

Claire Danes

That's great. Simple and colorful and well-executed.

Emma Stone

I've flip-flopped on this a lot over the years. It was her first big awards event -- for Easy A -- and she'd bleached her hair for another part, and I think her team must have told her to go spray-tan herself as part of her styling regimen. It went too far. The dress itself is nice, and she looks good, but just... orange.

Kyra and Kevin

"Do we REALLY want to go hang out with these people? It's not too late."

Mandy Moore

She may have been there in service of Tangled. Great color, but the cut isn't that imaginative.

Jenna Ushkowitz

It's the year of the Gleeks! I feel like the ruffles need to start at her belt.

Amber Riley

But I LOVE this.

Amy Adams

That teal is a dream. I didn't love this back then. Why? I like it so much now.

Tina Fey

Eh, whatever, why not.

HBC

This is hilarious. It's... HBC in a nutshell. It's the photo they should put in every story about her, ever, and do not even DREAM of cutting out the mismatched shoes.

Hailee Steinfeld

Meanwhile, this sweet fresh face had arrived, with EXCELLENT accessories and styling.

SWINTON

"Remember the plan, everyone. Delete, delete, delete. No one wants to remember this."

Michelle Williams

This is a nice idea, but with a really underwhelming and oddly frumpy execution.

Anne Hathaway

At the time we thought Anne's dress was a bit snug. Now, we'd put it in the Sexy Tootsie contest. But in my defense, part of why we didn't like it was what we called the backy hose holding it all together.

Sandra Bullock

Sandy was there as the previous year's winner, but it feels like the bangs suggest she was hoping to go incognito.

Kaley Cuoco

She has CRAZY taste sometimes, so this is quite good.

Kelly MacDonald

This one is depressing. The color, the aura of industrial paper towels...

Julie Bowen

Ack, and this one too.

Nicole and Keith

She looks pretty good, mostly because her HEAD is so great. The hair color! It's my ideal Kidman!

Sarah Hyland

She was still young enough then that this felt aging.

Leighton Meester

If Blair Waldorf moved to HBO for "Big Love," we'd get this.

Dianna Agron

We had a little fun with this one: After the parade of beiges, we decided to imagine it in a couple colors. Even though she does look lovely in it as-is.

Hayley Atwell

She is delightful but that bodice is not.

Melissa Leo

She asked people to Consider Melissa Leo, and they DID. (She may technically have asked that AFTER she won the Globe but before the Oscar, but I'm never going to NOT mention Consider Melissa Leo.)

Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt

Everyone looks very nice here.

Piper Perabo

People are freaking out now about he HFPA being for sale, but haven't we always known this? It's like an open secret, a frequent joke. Look no further than Piper being nominated for Covert Affairs. It was not a great show and she was mediocre in it, and yet.

Eva Longoria

Hah, this was when I first called her The Widow Longoria, because she looked like someone showing up at a funeral to make it about her and then announce her impending third marriage. Good times.

Julia Stiles

I'm so tired of big black dresses already.

Halle Berry

Oh, HALLE. No one has forgotten that you are hot.

Hey now, that's good.

Annette Bening

"Yes, I'm growing a tarantula on my head, and I will not be taking further questions at this time."

Camilla Belle

What was I JUST saying about industrial paper towels.

Christian Bale and Sibi Blazic

We renamed this photo "Hairy Christian Bale," which says it all.

Jennifer Lawrence

Why not!

Julianne Hough and Ryan Seacrest

This was the WEIRDEST coupling. I think she looks older here because someone specifically didn't want her to look her actual age of 22.

Shannen Doherty

Shannen! Your loincloth. It's... well, too late now.

Olivia Wilde

I believe this was her big year of being the first person to the red carpet, in a huge dress, and getting about 30 minutes of the photographers' largely undivided attention. She made the most of it; that's a great gown on her.

And she even gave us a shoe moment. Forever in her debt.

Ten Year Fugtrospective: The 2011 Golden Globes

Remember when Helena Bonham Carter wore mismatched shoes?!? That's this year.