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# Golden Globes 2017: Jessica Chastain Was Present (in Prada)
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/golden-globes-2017-jessica-chastain-was-present-in-prada-01-2017/
- Published: 2017-01-10T14:30:56.000Z
- Updated: 2017-01-19T03:06:10.000Z
- Description: I forgot.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Fug or Fab, 2017 Golden Globes, Golden Globes, Prada, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:51

ME: (*flipping through photos)* Oh, RIGHT. Jessica Chastain was at the Globes!

ME: (*later)* Oh, RIGHT. Jessica Chastain *presented* at the Globes!

ME: (*even later*): OH RIGHT. Jessica Chastain was *nominated* for a Globe!

I am sorry, Jessica Chastain. I do not know why my brain cannot remember that you (a) attended, (b) presented, (c) were nominated this year. I am a fan. I enjoy you. I want the best for you. And this is....aggressively fine. It's I'm Not Going To Win This But I Might As Well Go For The Open Bar married to I'm the Matron of Honor at a REAL Expensive Wedding. I just hope that open bar was everything you dreamed of and more.

\[Photo: Fame/Flynet\]