Golden Globes 2017: Michelle Williams and Busy Philipps

Busy Philipps in Stella McCartney, Michelle Williams in Louis Vuitton at the Golden Globes

Busy -- in Stella, of all things! -- looks super. Michelle is wearing the sartorial equivalent of a sad trombone.

Michelle Williams in Louis Vuitton at the Golden Globes

I haven't had this visceral a negative reaction to a red carpet look in a long time, so...thanks, Michelle? But seriously: This is so anaemic. She looks like a tubercular barmaid who's been recalled from Westworld for a bit of wardrobe zhuzzing. It goes without saying that I want to untie that ribbon from around her neck and LIGHT IT ON FIRE.

Michelle Williams at the BAFTA Tea Party in LA

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This seems...on brand.