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Heidi Klum in J Mendel

52276837 Celebrities arriving at the 74th Golden Globe Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California on January 8, 2016. Celebrities arriving at the 74th Golden Globe Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California on January 8, 2016. Pictured: Heidi Klum FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY

Considering her usual MO, I think this is pretty great. YES I wish her bodice didn't have all those cut-y out-y bits (a technical fashion term), but overall, this is good!

Naomi Campbell in Versace

52276743 Celebrities arriving at the 74th Golden Globe Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California on January 8, 2016. Celebrities arriving at the 74th Golden Globe Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California on January 8, 2016. Pictured: Naomi Campbell FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY

This is, obviously, quite over the top. However: If you're going to wear Over The Top Versace, it helps to be Naomi Campbell.

Naomi Campbell

attends The Weinstein Company and Netflix Golden Globe Party, presented with FIJI Water, Grey Goose Vodka, Lindt Chocolate, and Moroccanoil at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 8, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California.

"I regret changing." 

Miranda Kerr

52277988 Celebrities attend the 18th Annual Post-Golden Globes Party hosted by Warner Bros. Pictures and InStyle at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 8, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California. Celebrities attend the 18th Annual Post-Golden Globes Party hosted by Warner Bros. Pictures and InStyle at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 8, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California. Pictured: Miranda Kerr FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

"Is this a sheet? Is it a dress? I'll never tell."

Chrissy Teigen in Marchesa

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 08: Model Chrissy Teigen attends the 74th Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 8, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

Honestly? I love this. Peplum and all.

Chanel Iman in Basil Soda

at The Weinstein Company and Netflix Golden Globes Party presented with FIJI Water at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 8, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California.

I believe this dress is part Erector Set. (Her head, however, looks fabulous.)

Emily Ratajkowski in Reem Acra

52276274 The 74th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California on 1/8/17. The 74th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California on 1/8/17. Emily Ratajkowski FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

I did not like this Reem Acra line when it came down the runway and I do not like it now. (Although her new short haircut is cute.)

Emily Ratajkowski in Reem Acra

52276279 The 74th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California on 1/8/17. The 74th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California on 1/8/17. Emily Ratajkowski FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

I feel like a professional model ought to be able to display this in a less tortured manner, but...

Nicole Trunfio in Berta

52278064 Celebrities attend the 18th Annual Post-Golden Globes Party hosted by Warner Bros. Pictures and InStyle at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 8, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California. Celebrities attend the 18th Annual Post-Golden Globes Party hosted by Warner Bros. Pictures and InStyle at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 8, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California. Pictured: Nicole Trunfio FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

On her Insta, she called this "old Hollywood glamour" and I guess technically that is true except for the underpants.

Shanina Shaik in Ralph & Russo

52278066 Celebrities attend the 18th Annual Post-Golden Globes Party hosted by Warner Bros. Pictures and InStyle at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 8, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California. Celebrities attend the 18th Annual Post-Golden Globes Party hosted by Warner Bros. Pictures and InStyle at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 8, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California. Pictured: Shanina Shaik FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

This is SUPER Barbie-inspired and she looks great in it, honestly.Why don't we see more Ralph & Russo on the red carpet?

Kendall and Kylie (in Labourjoisie)

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 08: Model Kendall Jenner and television personality Kylie Jenner attend the Universal, NBC, Focus Features, E! Entertainment Golden Globes after party sponsored by Chrysler on January 8, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jesse Grant/Getty Images for NBCUniversal)

Kendall's gown might be gorgeous -- it's hard to tell with her leg shoved out so ingloriously -- but Kylie looks...very Kardashian-y.

Hailey Baldwin in Elie Saab

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 08: Model Hailey Baldwin attends The 2017 InStyle and Warner Bros. 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards Post-Party at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 8, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by John Sciulli/Getty Images for InStyle)

I am against the Wet Hair Look on principle -- it never looks good on anyone, basically -- but this gown is a killer on her. So pretty.

Petra Nemcová in The 2nd Skin Co

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 08: Model Petra Nemcová attends The Weinstein Company and Netflix Golden Globe Party, presented with FIJI Water, Grey Goose Vodka, Lindt Chocolate, and Moroccanoil at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 8, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Tommaso Boddi/Getty Images for The Weinstein Company)

What you don't know is that the side of her body that lack sleeve makes up for it by going Full Sideboob, which is also the name of my new band. We're terrible.

Bar Paly in Couturissimo

attends The Weinstein Company and Netflix Golden Globe Party, presented with FIJI Water, Grey Goose Vodka, Lindt Chocolate, and Moroccanoil at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 8, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California.

This would be pretty if...you know.

Masha Rudenko in Zaid Affas

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 08: Model Masha Rudenko attends The Weinstein Company and Netflix Golden Globe Party, presented with FIJI Water, Grey Goose Vodka, Lindt Chocolate, and Moroccanoil at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 8, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Tommaso Boddi/Getty Images for The Weinstein Company)

Hey, it's easy to dance in!

Golden Globes 2017: So Many Models
Where there are afterparties, so shall there be models. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]

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