Drew
Imagine that you know Drew Barrymore. Imagine that you asked her, over tacos one day after you went shopping for ankle bracelets, what she wanted to wear to the Globes. Imagine she replied, “I want to look like a beautiful, messy wild bird, learning to soar with an injured wing, because isn’t the rightness of what's wrong where we find the true essence of life?” And then imagine you saw her in this, and realized MAYBE IT WAS ALL REAL.
Keri Russell
Whereas Keri looks kind of like a socialite who just bought a wildlife preserve for fun, and also because someone told her washing an elephant would make her live forever. She's pulling off this crazy thing better than I expected, though, I'll give her that. But I want her to have like six jangly gold bracelets, a pitcher of Old Fashioneds, a turban, and a cigarette in a long silver holder. She's like 60 percent of the way to a very special Drinks With Broads episode.
Drew Barrymore in Monique Lhuillier
To me, Lhuillier has become a bit of an inveterate knocker-offer -- not direct copies, but heavily inspired by other things. Here, I thought, "I wish J.Lo had worn this," and in fact, J.Lo DID wear the Sexy Bombshell version. It's not exact, but it's familiar. Each has found its likeliest home, I guess.
74th Annual Golden Globe Awards - Arrivals
But Keri has one last surprise, which is that her aggressive choker is actually a scarf that hangs down her back. I think... you know, I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse.