Golden Globes 2019: The Last of It

Sonequa Martin-Green in Zaid Affas

Mandatory Credit: Photo by imageSPACE/REX/Shutterstock (10049491ha) Sonequa Martin-Green InStyle and Warner Bros Golden Globes After Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jan 2019

This is made of "laminated wool"? I think she looks amazing in it, but I wonder if sitting in it feels like wearing a diner booth.

Karolina Kurkova in Versace

Mandatory Credit: Photo by imageSPACE/REX/Shutterstock (10049491dc) Karolína Kurková InStyle and Warner Bros Golden Globes After Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jan 2019

Those shoes are severely in the way of her graduation tassel.

Trace Lysette

Naturally the putty-hued shoes and bodysuit aren't for me, but I do appreciate that she tied them together.

Elisabeth Reaser

Mandatory Credit: Photo by imageSPACE/REX/Shutterstock (10049491jr) Elizabeth Reaser InStyle and Warner Bros Golden Globes After Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jan 2019

That fits her very well.

Tika Sumpter in Zac Posen

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/REX/Shutterstock (10048158ed) Tika Sumpter HBO Golden Globes After Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jan 2019

This is a refreshment. I enjoy it, and I wouldn't have predicted it was Posen.

Madchen Amick

Buttons are so taxing.

Danielle Macdonald

She looks beautiful; I wish for some fancy jewels for her next time. Couldn't Dolly Parton hook her up?!? (For reference: her movie Dumplin'.)

Bailee Madison in Altuzarra

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock (10049507bo) Bailee Madison InStyle and Warner Bros Golden Globes After Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jan 2019

This feels like something an Etsy store would do with your vacation snaps.

Aja Naomi King in Alice + Olivia

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Sayles/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10049497au) Aja Naomi King arrives at the InStyle and Warner Bros. Golden Globes afterparty at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, in Beverly Hills, Calif 76th Annual Golden Globe Awards - InStyle and Warner Bros. Afterparty, Beverly Hills, USA - 06 Jan 2019

This doesn't fit superbly, and I wish it did. That, or it's designed to bunch.

Maria Menounos in Celia Kritharioti

Mandatory Credit: Photo by imageSPACE/REX/Shutterstock (10049491jf) Maria Menounos InStyle and Warner Bros Golden Globes After Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jan 2019

She looks really tired, as if she'd been up for two days and just let someone insert her into this dress.

Danielle Herrington in Tadashi Shoji

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Sayles/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10049497rz) Danielle Herrington arrives at the InStyle and Warner Bros. Golden Globes afterparty at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, in Beverly Hills, Calif 76th Annual Golden Globe Awards - InStyle and Warner Bros. Afterparty, Beverly Hills, USA - 06 Jan 2019

Stunning.

Bellamy Young in Escada

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Sayles/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10049497bm) Bellamy Young arrives at the InStyle and Warner Bros. Golden Globes afterparty at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, in Beverly Hills, Calif 76th Annual Golden Globe Awards - InStyle and Warner Bros. Afterparty, Beverly Hills, USA - 06 Jan 2019

That's actually sort of neat. We don't see much Escada; President Mellie Grant is a good place for it to resurface.

Christina Ricci in Galvan

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock (10049507f) Christina Ricci InStyle and Warner Bros Golden Globes After Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jan 2019 2019 InStyle and Warner Bros. Golden Globe After Party

That's good AND so is the necklace.

Sarah Hyland in J. Mendel

InStyle Warner Bros Golden Globe After Party 2019 held at Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California. Featuring: Sarah Hyland Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 07 Jan 2019 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com

She looks like she's at a post-Prom party at the mall.

Sarah Goldberg

Love it! I am running out of words!

Debby Ryan in Elie Saab

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock (10049507a) Debby Ryan InStyle and Warner Bros Golden Globes After Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jan 2019 2019 InStyle and Warner Bros. Golden Globe After Party

This is crazy busy, and I can't tell if it's sheer (which is why it's not in that post), but... it's also really cool. If there are sheers here, they are well used.

Angela Sarafyan in Cushnie

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/REX/Shutterstock (10048158bz) Angela Sarafyan HBO Golden Globes After Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jan 2019

I am unmoved by that neckline.

Kathryn Newton in Valentino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by imageSPACE/REX/Shutterstock (10049491ac) Kathryn Newton InStyle and Warner Bros Golden Globes After Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jan 2019

I am also unmoved by this skirt.

Sophia Bush in Alessandra Rich

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Sayles/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10049490k) Sophia Bush arrives at the InStyle and Warner Bros. Golden Globes afterparty at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, in Beverly Hills, Calif 76th Annual Golden Globe Awards - InStyle and Warner Bros. Afterparty, Beverly Hills, USA - 06 Jan 2019

This is... pink! I really am a dry well right now.

Pom Klementieff in Miu MIu

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock (10049507cz) Pom Klementieff InStyle and Warner Bros Golden Globes After Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jan 2019

Well, Miu Miu finally did something relatively right.

Annet Mahendru in Stello (Yes, not Stella, Stello)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Todd Williamson/January Images/REX/Shutterstock (10049527bl) Annet Mahendru Amazon Golden Globes After Party sponsored by Audi, Inside, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jan 2019

Ack!

Zoey Deutch in Valentino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by imageSPACE/REX/Shutterstock (10049491b) Zoey Deutch InStyle and Warner Bros Golden Globes After Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jan 2019

Secretly vaguely sheer, but not entirely, but sort of! Now I'm just narrating!

Michelle Monaghan in Alex Perry

Mandatory Credit: Photo by imageSPACE/REX/Shutterstock (10049491c) Michelle Monaghan InStyle and Warner Bros Golden Globes After Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jan 2019

Contrasting black fabrics make it look like one of them is faded! Not great, Bob!

Zoe Lister-Jones

She can use her sleeves to scrub off her eyeliner!

Ava DuVernay and Lakeith Stanfield

Can we decide they're dating? That's an irresponsible rumor! Let's do it!

Madeline Brewer

SMASHY SMASHY!

Abigail Spencer

I cannot tell what is her hair, and what is a pattern on her chest!! I never use exclamation points unless I am being sarcastic or realllly tired!!!

Ahna O'Reilly in Sachin & Babi

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Sayles/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10049497r) Ahna O'Reilly arrives at the InStyle and Warner Bros. Golden Globes afterparty at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, in Beverly Hills, Calif 76th Annual Golden Globe Awards - InStyle and Warner Bros. Afterparty, Beverly Hills, USA - 06 Jan 2019

Okay!

Retta

This is lovely, and you can stream Good Girls's first season now!

Haim

What is UP with your pants, Middle Haim! And why do all your feet look like they're from the set of a funky Western?!?

Bonnie Somerville

This is what everyone WISHES they were wearing instead of any kind of tight gown!!

Joan Collins

MIC DROP!