Ariana Grande in custom Vivienne Westwood

I cannot sing the praises enough of her return to brown hair. Although I still have notes about her insistence on having silver-hued undereyes. The dress is nice -- the texture is perfection.

Julia Roberts in Armani

This very good, too. She knew she wasn't going to win; keeping it simple with a bangin' accessory or two is a nice approach.

Ayo Edebiri in Chanel

She and Selena Gomez both got excellent work from Chanel; what a nice change.

Melissa McCarthy in custom Siriano

This is one of my favorites. CHRISTIAN!!! I'm so pleased.

Timothee Chalamet in Chrome Hearts

His orange suit was sort of fun, but otherwise I'm deeply underwhelmed -- or whelmed at best -- by all his collaborations with Chrome Hearts. Do he and Haider Ackermann hate each other or something? They used to do interesting things together. There is a wide world of fashion that could be doing more effective things for Timbo than any of this is.

Colman Domingo in Valentino

This looks a little like someone dropped candy wrappers on his shoulder.

Miley Cyrus in Saint Laurent

Okay, I also think this is terrific. It's full of flair, but in a grown-up way.

Matthew Rhys and Keri Russell

The fit on this jumpsuit is atrocious. The top is weird, the bottom is like hammer pants... even her shoes don't look right. Who napped on the job here?!?

Audrey Nuna, Ejae and Rei Ami

We've already seen Audrey, but I couldn't resist showing her again. EJAE was so emotional when "Golden" won; I was delighted for her. They look very eye-catching.

Odessa A'zion in D&G

I am torn. I actually think she's selling this really well, but I also think full navel is inherently not chic.

Oscar Isaac

Look at him, all coyly handsome. AND with jewels!

Damson Idris in Prada

The blue shirt is a nice, subtle twist here.

Jennifer Garner in Cong Tri

She looks incredible, and that might be the best her hair has ever been?!? Wow.

Ana de Armas in Louis Vuitton

Vuitton has always done a great job with stuff that's sexy, sparkly, and streamlined for her. This is no exception.

Lisa

This outfit is a wasted opportunity, kind of like her whole role on The White Lotus. (That's a dig at the show, not at her.) It's uncreatively witchy.

Paul Mescal

Crisp!

Amy Madigan and Ed Harris

Her tailcoat is AMAZING on her. What a treat.

Diane Lane

Diane would be happy to talk to you about transitioning out of your home and into a retirement community. She has a unit coming up soon.

Jacob Elordi

Jacob will park your Lexus for you while you and Diane meet.

Patrick Schwarzenegger

I like that he's on board with the gigantic lapel jewelry.

Mia Goth in Dior

This is the most sophisticated she's ever looked.

Sarah Snook

And this is pretty bombshell for her, but it's a lot of lace for me. I don't think I can get over my personal general disinterest in that material.

Dave Franco and Alison Brie

I don't know if we saw her on camera even once? This looks like something she wore knowing that would be the case, so she just wanted to look simple and nice and be able to sit.

Erin Doherty in Vuitton

I like the skirt, but the bodice-over-second-bodice situation is distracting. Like it was a strapless dress and they stuck straps under it at the last second to hold it up.

Kristen Bell

I didn't know where else to put this, because we had VERY few multicolored outfits this year. I love it conditionally; that one side feels strangely low.

Robin Wright

Unimpeachable. And love the bob.

Adam Sandler and Jackie Sandler

Jackie did a wide majority of her photos with the open back showing so she must have been feeling it. But it's perilous! How do any of these people sit without crack fears.

Closing Time! We End with the Black Outfits of the Golden Globes

Last but never least.