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# Golden Globes Afterfugty Carpet: Cameron Diaz
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/golden-globes-afterfugty-carpet-cameron-diaz-01-2012/
- Published: 2012-01-17T22:00:42.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:36:07.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, 2012 Golden Globes, Golden Globes, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Well, Cameron is definitely FIT...

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/01/137165565.jpg "Cameron Diaz")](https://gofugyourself.com/golden-globes-afterfugty-carpet-cameron-diaz-01-2012/the-weinstein-companys-2012-golden-globe-awards-after-party-inside?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

... but I can't co-sign on this. The front of her dress is bunching so much that it bobs up and down like a roller-coaster for toddlers.

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/01/137166198.jpg "Cameron Diaz")](https://gofugyourself.com/golden-globes-afterfugty-carpet-cameron-diaz-01-2012/the-weinstein-companys-2012-golden-globe-awards-after-party-inside-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

And that hair and makeup ages her ten years. I just... I can't. What? No. Huh? Her hair is being processed by *something*, that's for sure; just not by my brain.