> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Golden Globes Best and Worst - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/golden-globes-best-and-worst/ - Published: 2013-01-18T17:00:30.000Z - Updated: 2015-02-26T01:32:31.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31 ## Allison Williams ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2013/01/159430236-419x6061.jpg) This is totally inoffensive. ## Amanda Seyfried ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159477176-390x5851.jpg) Her hair doesn't have ANY secrets, either. ## Amanda Peet ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159485514-419x6591.jpg) This is horrible. ## Amy Adams ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159418491-419x6351.jpg) Zzzzzzzzzzzzz. It's too early in this slideshow for me to feel so sleepy. ## Amy and Tina ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/159433154-419x6351.xml) I love them. ## Tina and Amy ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/159424185-419x6281.xml) I love them SO MUCH. ## Analeigh Tipton ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159466582-110x1571.jpg) The ONLY person from ANTM to score an invite to the Globes. ## Anna Gunn ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159432992-419x6261.jpg) She could do, has done, and will in the future do better. ## Anne Hathaway ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159422179-419x5871.jpg) This is pretty fab. Well done, Anne. ## Anne Heche ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159482998-419x6281.jpg) I'd like to see her in something cocktail length. ## Ashley Madekwe ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159464908-419x5941.jpg) This seems like SOMEONE'S revenge. ## Ashley Tisdale ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159464583-419x5851.jpg) She has done worse. And also better. ## Archie Panjabi ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159490249-110x1801.jpg) This feels like penance for her terrible storyline this season. ## Ariel Winter ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159418372-419x7051.jpg) I just wish someone had taken her headband off and thrown it in the bushes. ## Berenice Marlohe ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/159445228-419x6291.xml) I can't even with this one. ## Carmen Electra ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159492538-110x1601.jpg) ...is apparently still a thing. ## Carla Gugino ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159418671-419x6351.jpg) Regardless of what she's wearing, she seriously just keeps getting better looking. ## Claire Danes ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159433139-419x5641.jpg) How many people wrote "red hot mama!!!!" headlines when covering this? I predict over a thousand. ## Connie Britton ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/wenn20058807-419x6731.jpg) Hey, y'all. ## Debra Messing ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159433056-419x5851.jpg) I wish Karen from *Will and Grace* could weigh in on this. ## Emmanuelle Chriqui ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159451009-419x6242.jpg) I have never spelled her name right on the first try. ## Emily Blunt ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159436958-419x6291.jpg) Some of you liked this way more than I did, which isn't hard to do given that I hated it. ## Emily Deschanel ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/159443266-419x6291.xml) Classy. ## Emily Mortimer ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/159430927-419x6231.xml) Shiny? ## Emma Roberts ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159443712-419x5781.jpg) YIKES. ## Eva Longoria ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/159424102-419x6301.xml) DOUBLE YIKES. ## Felicity Jones ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159472561-1-110x1571.jpg) She has never looked happy to be anywhere. ## Giuliana Rancic ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159418045-419x5991.jpg) SO MANY YIKES. ## Georgia King ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159455119-419x5811.jpg) This is not so bad when it's coming after that trio of terror. ## Halle Berry ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159434715-419x6841.jpg) Oh, Halle. Your judgement is too often questionable. ## Hayden Panettiere ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159419878-419x6441.jpg) This has kind of grown on me. ## Heidi Klum ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159451557-419x5861.jpg) This is so tight it appears to be growing on HER. ## HBC ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/159422251-419x6281.xml) This surprises no one. ## Helen Hunt ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159422286-419x5901.jpg) Underwhelming, maybe? Not terrible. Not amazing. Not memorable. ## Helen Mirren ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159422243-419x6231.jpg) Teach me your ways, Helen Mirren. ## Isla Fisher ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/159422172-419x6161.xml) I mean...fine. Whatever. Carry on, Isla. ## Jaime King ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/wenn20059965-110x1601.jpg) Very sleek and pretty. ## Jena Malone ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/159437268-419x6281.xml) Am I crazy for thinking she is starting to look, facially, like Joan Cusack? ## Jennifer Garner ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159432866-419x6081.jpg) She looks lovely. ## Jennifer Lawrence ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159420036-419x5971.jpg) SHE is awesome, and her boob-lids don't deserve her. ## Jennifer Lopez ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/1594281301-419x6181.jpg) HOLA. ## Jennifer Westfeldt ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159428479-419x6291.jpg) Hamm and Sequins, today's special. ## Jessica Alba ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/159427071-419x6181.xml) I will always give her props for being able to say the words, "Dog President" with a straight face. THAT is acting. ## Jessica Chastain ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159427905-419x6061.jpg) Oy. Saints preserve us from a repeat of this at the Oscars. ## Jessica Lange ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159445259-419x5731.jpg) This looks like a fantastic and gorgeous patterned rug, and that's not a diss. She looks great. ## Julie Benz ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159490265-110x1741.jpg) Whatever. I guess. You know. ## Julia Louis-Dreyfus ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/159461079-419x6041.xml) Courtesy of Vera Wang. ## Julia Roberts ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159445976-419x7261.jpg) Don't ever forget that THIS IS PANTS. ## Juliana Margulies ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/159423954-419x6281.xml) Good from the front, CRAY on the sides, where we learned there was much sheerness in play. ## Julianne Hough ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/159418145-419x6651.xml) Fluffy! ## Julianne Moore ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159436650-419x6291.jpg) Delicious. ## Julie Bowen ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/159443215-419x6291.xml) Wrinkly. (Her dress, not her face.) ## Kaley Cuoco ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159420376-419x6281.jpg) This feels too close to taking a trip down to Nippletown. ## Kate Beckinsale ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159464791-390x5481.jpg) She has looked SO MUCH BETTER. ## Kate Hudson ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159422573-419x6281.jpg) The real question is: what does Matthew McConaughey think? ## Katherine McPhee ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159433027-419x6291.jpg) I can't wait to get into making a whole boatload more of HULK SMASH/*Smash* jokes. She looks good, though. ## Kelly Lynch ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/159433171-419x6181.xml) PANTS! ## Kelly Osbourne ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/159418337-419x6761.xml) I kind of just wish this were a different color. ## Kerry Washington ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159434908-419x6311.jpg) This was divisive -- I think if the skirt were not sheer, it would have been a hit. ## Kristen Bell ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159432553-419x6281.jpg) She and Dax are going to have a cute, funny baby. ## Kristen Wiig ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159441371-419x6511.jpg) Speaking of funny....But look, I'm just glad she isn't wearing beige. ## Katie Aselton ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159462736-419x6011.jpg) Why is no one wearing lipstick? Why? ## Lea Michele ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159422650-419x5901.jpg) I kinda think she rocked this. ## Lena Dunham ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159436574-419x6041.jpg) This looked so much better on TV. I hope the second season of Girls teaches her to stand up straight. ## Lana del Rey ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159445454-419x5871.jpg) JUST NO. ## Lucy Liu ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159428717-419x5731.jpg) Again, divisive: I liked this, though. A lot. ## Louise Roe ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159419894-419x6371.jpg) CAN THIS TREND PLEASE END NOW? ## Marion Cotillard ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/ffn_rij_golden_globe_set1_011313_50990224-390x6001.xml) I loved this, and I'm not sorry. ## Mary Elizabeth Winstead ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159458567-419x5651.jpg) Tiny collars make a head look weird. ## Mayim Bialik ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159418681-419x6861.jpg) I am not a fan. ## Megan Fox ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/159430377-419x6001.xml) She is mostly pulling this off, I think, thanks to hair and makeup in large part. ## Megan Hilty ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/FFN_RIJ_GOLDEN_GLOBE_SET2_011313_50990353-390x5011.jpg) Snooooze. ## Michelle Dockery ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/159418315-419x6051.xml) Lady Mary! ## Morena Baccarin ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159428210-419x6191.jpg) This is a disaster. ## Naomi Watts ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159420048-419x6381.jpg) Divine! ## Nicole Kidman ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/159420567-419x6281.xml) At least her bob is cute? ## Nicole Richie ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/159418258-419x6191.xml) This color is refreshing. ## Nikki Reed ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159461623-419x6061.jpg) Where were the REST of the *Twilight*ers? ## Nina Dobrev ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159443001-419x6291.jpg) A rare misstep, I think, for Nina. ## Olivia Munn ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/159485760-419x6821.xml) She has a lot more hits than misses, and I don't know why. ## Odette Annable ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159463200-419x6221.jpg) This is cute! ## Paz Vega ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/159481022-419x7291.xml) NO. MORE. LEGS. ## Perrey Reeves ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159451009-419x6241.jpg) I think this is a total mess. ## Rachel Weisz ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159420282-1-419x6641.jpg) Speaking of total messes.... ## Rosario Dawson ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/159430855-419x6281.xml) AND MORE TOTAL MESSES. ## Sally Field ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159437326-419x5791.jpg) She's adorable. ## Salma Hayek ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159428373-419x6531.jpg) She is serving it. ## Sarah Hyland ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159419787-419x6061.jpg) She is serving more than anticipated, I suspect. ## Sarah Paulson ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159463150-419x6291.jpg) No one is more surprised than I am that I really liked this. ## Shay Mitchell ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159472460-419x6181.jpg) At least her hair is fantastic. ## Shenae Grimes ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/159461563-419x6101.xml) I don't even know what is happening here. ## Sienna Miller ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159443308-419x6291.jpg) Y'all thought I was nuts for liking this, but I apologize for nothing. ## Stacy Keibler ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/159422665-419x6281.xml) They both look very attractive. ## Sofia Vergara ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159431178-419x5671.jpg) Predictable. But not bad. ## Sophia Bush ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159463176-419x5891.jpg) Oh, Brooke Davis. I don't even know, hon. ## Taraji P Henson ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159492646-419x6501.jpg) Better than it has any right to be. ## Taylor Swift ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159435454-419x7111.jpg) Maybe this new wardrobe maturity will lead to her making smarter romantic choices because rumor has it she's just dating half these dudes for PR and all it's doing is making her look dumb. ## Thandie Newton ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159437363-419x6291.jpg) Her face is not up for debate. She's so lovely. ## Troian Bellasario ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159483031-419x6281.jpg) So cute! ## Vanessa Hudgens ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159441376-419x6291.jpg) Later, she pushed someone into a lily pond. ## Zooey Deschanel ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159419788-419x6521.jpg) She would never kick anyone into a lily pond. NEVER! [Golden Globes Best and WorstAre you ready to vote in the world's most enormous poll? It's after the jump, it's real, and it's spectacular. (Also, a note: if you want to skip to a place in the slideshow, click into it. See those pics down at the bottom, and the arrows next to them? You can use those to sort of preview the whole thing, and then click into whichever post you're looking for.) (Another note: I always realize I forgot someone in creating the poll, so it's in MOSTLY alphabetical order. 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