
This is totally inoffensive.

Her hair doesn't have ANY secrets, either.

This is horrible.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz. It's too early in this slideshow for me to feel so sleepy.
I love them.
I love them SO MUCH.

The ONLY person from ANTM to score an invite to the Globes.

She could do, has done, and will in the future do better.

This is pretty fab. Well done, Anne.

I'd like to see her in something cocktail length.

This seems like SOMEONE'S revenge.

She has done worse. And also better.

This feels like penance for her terrible storyline this season.

I just wish someone had taken her headband off and thrown it in the bushes.
I can't even with this one.

...is apparently still a thing.

Regardless of what she's wearing, she seriously just keeps getting better looking.

How many people wrote "red hot mama!!!!" headlines when covering this? I predict over a thousand.

Hey, y'all.

I wish Karen from Will and Grace could weigh in on this.

I have never spelled her name right on the first try.

Some of you liked this way more than I did, which isn't hard to do given that I hated it.
Classy.
Shiny?

YIKES.
DOUBLE YIKES.

She has never looked happy to be anywhere.

SO MANY YIKES.

This is not so bad when it's coming after that trio of terror.

Oh, Halle. Your judgement is too often questionable.

This has kind of grown on me.

This is so tight it appears to be growing on HER.
This surprises no one.

Underwhelming, maybe? Not terrible. Not amazing. Not memorable.

Teach me your ways, Helen Mirren.
I mean...fine. Whatever. Carry on, Isla.

Very sleek and pretty.
Am I crazy for thinking she is starting to look, facially, like Joan Cusack?

She looks lovely.

SHE is awesome, and her boob-lids don't deserve her.

HOLA.

Hamm and Sequins, today's special.
I will always give her props for being able to say the words, "Dog President" with a straight face. THAT is acting.

Oy. Saints preserve us from a repeat of this at the Oscars.

This looks like a fantastic and gorgeous patterned rug, and that's not a diss. She looks great.

Whatever. I guess. You know.
Courtesy of Vera Wang.

Don't ever forget that THIS IS PANTS.
Good from the front, CRAY on the sides, where we learned there was much sheerness in play.
Fluffy!

Delicious.
Wrinkly. (Her dress, not her face.)

This feels too close to taking a trip down to Nippletown.

She has looked SO MUCH BETTER.

The real question is: what does Matthew McConaughey think?

I can't wait to get into making a whole boatload more of HULK SMASH/Smash jokes. She looks good, though.
PANTS!
I kind of just wish this were a different color.

This was divisive -- I think if the skirt were not sheer, it would have been a hit.

She and Dax are going to have a cute, funny baby.

Speaking of funny....But look, I'm just glad she isn't wearing beige.

Why is no one wearing lipstick? Why?

I kinda think she rocked this.

This looked so much better on TV. I hope the second season of Girls teaches her to stand up straight.

JUST NO.

Again, divisive: I liked this, though. A lot.

CAN THIS TREND PLEASE END NOW?
I loved this, and I'm not sorry.

Tiny collars make a head look weird.

I am not a fan.
She is mostly pulling this off, I think, thanks to hair and makeup in large part.

Snooooze.
Lady Mary!

This is a disaster.

Divine!
At least her bob is cute?
This color is refreshing.

Where were the REST of the Twilighters?

A rare misstep, I think, for Nina.
She has a lot more hits than misses, and I don't know why.

This is cute!
NO. MORE. LEGS.

I think this is a total mess.

Speaking of total messes....
AND MORE TOTAL MESSES.

She's adorable.

She is serving it.

She is serving more than anticipated, I suspect.

No one is more surprised than I am that I really liked this.

At least her hair is fantastic.
I don't even know what is happening here.

Y'all thought I was nuts for liking this, but I apologize for nothing.
They both look very attractive.

Predictable. But not bad.

Oh, Brooke Davis. I don't even know, hon.

Better than it has any right to be.

Maybe this new wardrobe maturity will lead to her making smarter romantic choices because rumor has it she's just dating half these dudes for PR and all it's doing is making her look dumb.

Her face is not up for debate. She's so lovely.

So cute!

Later, she pushed someone into a lily pond.

She would never kick anyone into a lily pond. NEVER!
