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Allison Williams

This is totally inoffensive.

Amanda Seyfried

Her hair doesn't have ANY secrets, either.

Amanda Peet

This is horrible.

Amy Adams

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz. It's too early in this slideshow for me to feel so sleepy.

Amy and Tina

I love them.

Tina and Amy

I love them SO MUCH.

Analeigh Tipton

The ONLY person from ANTM to score an invite to the Globes.

Anna Gunn

She could do, has done, and will in the future do better.

Anne Hathaway

This is pretty fab. Well done, Anne.

Anne Heche

I'd like to see her in something cocktail length.

Ashley Madekwe

This seems like SOMEONE'S revenge.

Ashley Tisdale

She has done worse. And also better.

Archie Panjabi

This feels like penance for her terrible storyline this season.

Ariel Winter

I just wish someone had taken her headband off and thrown it in the bushes.

Berenice Marlohe

I can't even with this one.

Carmen Electra

...is apparently still a thing.

Carla Gugino

Regardless of what she's wearing, she seriously just keeps getting better looking.

Claire Danes

How many people wrote "red hot mama!!!!" headlines when covering this? I predict over a thousand.

Connie Britton

Hey, y'all.

Debra Messing

I wish Karen from Will and Grace could weigh in on this.

Emmanuelle Chriqui

I have never spelled her name right on the first try.

Emily Blunt

Some of you liked this way more than I did, which isn't hard to do given that I hated it.

Emily Deschanel

Classy.

Emily Mortimer

Shiny?

Emma Roberts

YIKES.

Eva Longoria

DOUBLE YIKES.

Felicity Jones

She has never looked happy to be anywhere.

Giuliana Rancic

SO MANY YIKES.

Georgia King

This is not so bad when it's coming after that trio of terror.

Halle Berry

Oh, Halle. Your judgement is too often questionable.

Hayden Panettiere

This has kind of grown on me.

Heidi Klum

This is so tight it appears to be growing on HER.

HBC

This surprises no one.

Helen Hunt

Underwhelming, maybe? Not terrible. Not amazing. Not memorable.

Helen Mirren

Teach me your ways, Helen Mirren.

Isla Fisher

I mean...fine. Whatever. Carry on, Isla.

Jaime King

Very sleek and pretty.

Jena Malone

Am I crazy for thinking she is starting to look, facially, like Joan Cusack?

Jennifer Garner

She looks lovely.

Jennifer Lawrence

SHE is awesome, and her boob-lids don't deserve her.

Jennifer Lopez

HOLA.

Jennifer Westfeldt

Hamm and Sequins, today's special.

Jessica Alba

I will always give her props for being able to say the words, "Dog President" with a straight face. THAT is acting.

Jessica Chastain

Oy. Saints preserve us from a repeat of this at the Oscars.

Jessica Lange

This looks like a fantastic and gorgeous patterned rug, and that's not a diss. She looks great.

Julie Benz

Whatever. I guess. You know.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Courtesy of Vera Wang.

Julia Roberts

Don't ever forget that THIS IS PANTS.

Juliana Margulies

Good from the front, CRAY on the sides, where we learned there was much sheerness in play.

Julianne Hough

Fluffy!

Julianne Moore

Delicious.

Julie Bowen

Wrinkly. (Her dress, not her face.)

Kaley Cuoco

This feels too close to taking a trip down to Nippletown.

Kate Beckinsale

She has looked SO MUCH BETTER.

Kate Hudson

The real question is: what does Matthew McConaughey think?

Katherine McPhee

I can't wait to get into making a whole boatload more of HULK SMASH/Smash jokes. She looks good, though.

Kelly Lynch

PANTS!

Kelly Osbourne

I kind of just wish this were a different color.

Kerry Washington

This was divisive -- I think if the skirt were not sheer, it would have been a hit.

Kristen Bell

She and Dax are going to have a cute, funny baby.

Kristen Wiig

Speaking of funny....But look, I'm just glad she isn't wearing beige.

Katie Aselton

Why is no one wearing lipstick? Why?

Lea Michele

I kinda think she rocked this.

Lena Dunham

This looked so much better on TV. I hope the second season of Girls teaches her to stand up straight.

Lana del Rey

JUST NO.

Lucy Liu

Again, divisive: I liked this, though. A lot.

Louise Roe

CAN THIS TREND PLEASE END NOW?

Marion Cotillard

I loved this, and I'm not sorry.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Tiny collars make a head look weird.

Mayim Bialik

I am not a fan.

Megan Fox

She is mostly pulling this off, I think, thanks to hair and makeup in large part.

Megan Hilty

Snooooze.

Michelle Dockery

Lady Mary!

Morena Baccarin

This is a disaster.

Naomi Watts

Divine!

Nicole Kidman

At least her bob is cute?

Nicole Richie

This color is refreshing.

Nikki Reed

Where were the REST of the Twilighters?

Nina Dobrev

A rare misstep, I think, for Nina.

Olivia Munn

She has a lot more hits than misses, and I don't know why.

Odette Annable

This is cute!

Paz Vega

NO. MORE. LEGS.

Perrey Reeves

I think this is a total mess.

Rachel Weisz

Speaking of total messes....

Rosario Dawson

AND MORE TOTAL MESSES.

Sally Field

She's adorable.

Salma Hayek

She is serving it.

Sarah Hyland

She is serving more than anticipated, I suspect.

Sarah Paulson

No one is more surprised than I am that I really liked this.

Shay Mitchell

At least her hair is fantastic.

Shenae Grimes

I don't even know what is happening here.

Sienna Miller

Y'all thought I was nuts for liking this, but I apologize for nothing.

Stacy Keibler

They both look very attractive.

Sofia Vergara

Predictable. But not bad.

Sophia Bush

Oh, Brooke Davis. I don't even know, hon.

Taraji P Henson

Better than it has any right to be.

Taylor Swift

Maybe this new wardrobe maturity will lead to her making smarter romantic choices because rumor has it she's just dating half these dudes for PR and all it's doing is making her look dumb.

Thandie Newton

Her face is not up for debate. She's so lovely.

Troian Bellasario

So cute!

Vanessa Hudgens

Later, she pushed someone into a lily pond.

Zooey Deschanel

She would never kick anyone into a lily pond. NEVER!

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