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Chase Infiniti in Schiaparelli

Chase Infiniti at the Golden Globes' First Time Nominees Luncheon held at the Maybourne Beverly Hills on December 17, 2025 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Penske Media via Getty Images)

She looks super. I don't know why her dress has its own navel ring, but the color and her general aura make up for the weirdness.

Rhea Seehorn

Rhea Seehorn at the Golden Globes' First Time Nominees Luncheon held at the Maybourne Beverly Hills on December 17, 2025 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Penske Media via Getty Images)

This is peaceful. Looking at it really does just...make me feel calm.

Britt Lower

Britt Lower at the Golden Globes' First Time Nominees Luncheon held at the Maybourne Beverly Hills on December 17, 2025 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Penske Media via Getty Images)

Her shirt is one-ply and her scarf -- or whatever -- is 30-ply. This seems backwards.

Britt Lower at the Golden Globes' First Time Nominees Luncheon held at the Maybourne Beverly Hills on December 17, 2025 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Penske Media via Getty Images)

The sunglasses ONCE AGAIN do not help. UP IS DOWN AND DOWN IS UP.

Tramell Tillman

Tramell Tillman at the Golden Globes' First Time Nominees Luncheon held at the Maybourne Beverly Hills on December 17, 2025 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Penske Media via Getty Images)

Dashing. A BIT like he left his napkin in his shirt after a satisfying meal, but dashing nonetheless.

Kevin Hart

Kevin Hart at the Golden Globes' First Time Nominees Luncheon held at the Maybourne Beverly Hills on December 17, 2025 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Penske Media via Getty Images)

I love that subtle check pattern on his suit.

Dwayne Johnson

Dwayne Johnson at the Golden Globes' First Time Nominees Luncheon held at the Maybourne Beverly Hills on December 17, 2025 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Penske Media via Getty Images)

I'm only bringing this up because he repeatedly has: He had been steadily losing weight for a role, and I am still not used to seeing him this svelte. He might not even BE that svelte and it's just jarring by comparison. Anyway, he looks fine, but I am not into the shoes.

Monica Padman

Monica Padman at the Golden Globes' First Time Nominees Luncheon held at the Maybourne Beverly Hills on December 17, 2025 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Penske Media via Getty Images)

The podcast nominees were RIDICULOUS. It's liek they barely dug into what's out there and just invited whoever seemed famous and believable. This dress feels like she kinda agrees with me and punted.

Wagner Moura

Wagner Moura at the Golden Globes' First Time Nominees Luncheon held at the Maybourne Beverly Hills on December 17, 2025 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Penske Media via Getty Images)

He's nominated for The Secret Agent, and the double-breasted olive jacket is very smart.

Eva Victor

Eva Victor at the Golden Globes' First Time Nominees Luncheon held at the Maybourne Beverly Hills on December 17, 2025 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Penske Media via Getty Images)

And they are up for Sorry, Baby, which I keep confusing with Shiva Baby, which was ages ago and was Rachel Sennott's big debut. Not at all the same. I assume I won't confuse them again, because "Sorry" is exactly what I hope someone said to Eva after they tried to tailor Eva’s dress by tying it in knots.

Here Is Your Class of Golden Globes First-Timers
Congrats, folks.

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