Madonna, Andrea Riseborough
On the red carpet, Andrea was never photographed without Madonna. They clutched at each other the whole night and did the E! show together and were all tossed-hair and LAAAAAUGHTER and that bestie aura. Unfortuately for her, the dress somehow seems a lot more amusing when it's next to Madonna's -- like they were extras in a really inauthentic Gone With The Wind re-enactment. I'm enchanted with trying to figure out just how much of it is actually genuinely see-through.
Andrea Riseborough
In this photo, on its own, it seems somehow less bizarre and farcical than when Madonna was clawing at her arm and she was erupting with mirth. It also doesn't seem as across-the-board see-through. And her FACE looks great, so... now I'm confused. Let's take a break and see what else she pulled out this past weekend.
Andrea Riseborough
I feel like this is the product of a Project Runway UK challenge to reimagine British Airways uniforms.
Andrea Riseborough
This is... is it even one dress, or two, or what? It's a very fancy art smock, either way. Bust out that pottery wheel, girl.
Andrea Riseborough
This is sort of interesting, but I keep wishing I could cut it off at the knee. The curtain does nothing for me. I guess this woman has a massive jones for sheers. In that sense she's picked the right cohort -- Madonna has a doctorate in exposure.