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# Golden Globes Fug Carpet: Berenice Marlohe
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/golden-globes-fug-carpet-berenice-marlohe-01-2013/
- Published: 2013-01-15T20:00:34.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:33:19.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, 2013 Golden Globes, Golden Globes, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

So, right before we watched *Skyfall* (in which Ms. Marlohe is the requisite vampy Bond vixen), my mom got into a conversation with us about Eva Green, from *Casino Royale*, and it turns out my mother CANNOT DEAL WITH Eva Green. Like, really, really thought she ruined that movie, thinks she is a horrendous actress, is furious that she exists at all, wants her exiled to darkest Peru. It just made me laugh. I had no idea people could have feelings that strong about Eva Green. That's a totally random digression, but the whole thing was so entertaining to me -- it was like, the more we talked about it, the faster it went from, "I didn't think she was very good," to, "SHE RUINS EVERYTHING," and that is completely something I do as well. Genetics in action.

However, Eva Green is blameless here. Berenice did this all to herself.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2013/01/159445228.jpg "Berenice Marlohe")](https://gofugyourself.com/golden-globes-fug-carpet-berenice-marlohe-01-2013/14th-annual-warner-bros-and-instyle-golden-globe-awards-after-party-arrivals-5?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Man, whatever slammed into her crotch left a HUGE mess behind.

\[Photo: Getty\]