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# Golden Globes Fug Carpet: Cate Blanchett in Givenchy
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/golden-globes-fug-carpet-cate-blanchett-in-givenchy/
- Published: 2016-01-11T15:00:30.000Z
- Updated: 2016-01-11T16:55:28.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:46

## Cate Blanchett in Givenchy

![cate blanchett golden globes 2016](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/01/gettyimages-504403074.jpg)

There is just something really f'ing bizarre about a world in which Kim Kardashian and Cate Blanchett have Special Relationships with the same designer.

## Cate Blanchett

![cate blanchett golden globes 2016](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/01/FFN_KM_GoldenGlobe_Arr_011016_51943571.jpg)

This... is crazy. It looks like she fell into a Rogaine bath at the My Little Pony Factory. A sentence that makes NO SENSE, and yet, how else do you explain all the synthetic pinkery shooting out of her vagina and mammary glands?

## Cate Blanchett

![cate blanchett golden globes 2016](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/01/FFN_KM_GoldenGlobe_Arr_011016_51943573.jpg)

I braided that tail a hundred times when I was a kid. Cotton Candy was my first My Little Pony, and I loved her deeply. I remember bringing her with me to my dad's office in Knightsbridge on my birthday; he took me to breakfast that day, just the two of us, all dressed up, and then I got to hang out there for a bit and play with a typewriter, and Cotton Candy and I were in heaven (little did we know how much of a part typing would play in my life). She's all jacked up now and you couldn't get a comb through her gnarled, matted tail. Hopefully Cate's gown won't suffer the same fate.

Actually, from this angle, there's something ALMOST Downton about this; it has more of a period feel from the rear. She would positively SCANDALIZE the Dowager Countess in that skirt.

And holy cow, this slide was ALL OVER THE MAP.

## Cate Blanchett

![cate blanchett golden globes 2016](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/01/GettyImages-504395840.jpg)

Pinned-up bobs always weird me out a little. They look faintly alien. Her makeup looks great, though. Lesser people might have nuded out their lips.

## Cate Blanchett in Delpozo

![cate blanchett golden globes 2016](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/01/GettyImages-504168072.jpg)

That top is charmingly nutty, but oh, those pants. Those pants just took my buzz and stepped on it in golf spikes. If only it were a skirt.

## Cate Blanchett

![cate blanchett golden globes 2016](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/01/FFN_KMFF_BAFTA_192016_51942642.jpg)

This skirt does not interest me terribly. It's too shiny to look luxe.

## Cate Blanchett in John Galliano

![cate blanchett golden globes 2016](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/01/GettyImages-504026190.jpg)

Between this and[ the Givenchy pajama suit](https://www.gofugyourself.com/2015-re-evaluating-cate-blanchetts-carte-blanchett-12-2015/cate-blanchett-carol-premiere-london-gettyimages-492594498-510x777?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), I just need her to stay away from off-white for a while. ... Well, she can keep the coat. But the shirt and pants are depressing me and it's TOO EARLY in awards season to be down in the mouth.

[Golden Globes Fug Carpet: Cate Blanchett in GivenchyYou know how in True Blood, some of the vampires could "glamour" people as a form of mind control? I've decided that's what Cate is doing here with this facial expression. I refuse to take the bait. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/01/gettyimages-504403074.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/golden-globes-fug-carpet-cate-blanchett-in-givenchy-01-2016/)