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# Golden Globes Fug Carpet: Gwyneth Paltrow in Michael Kors
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/golden-globes-fug-carpet-gwyneth-paltrow-in-michael-kors-01-2015/
- Published: 2015-01-12T20:00:33.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:28:06.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, 2015 Golden Globes, Golden Globes, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41, Gwyneth Paltrow

I'm not sure whether or not anyone knew Gwyneth Paltrow would be attending the Golden Globes -- she skipped the carpet -- and from the looks of things it's possible SHE didn't even remember until about twenty minutes beforehand:

[![Gwyneth Paltrow Golden Globes 2015](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/gwyneth-paltrow-golden-globes-2015-461379994.xml "Gwyneth Paltrow at the Golden Globes")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/01/gwyneth-paltrow-golden-globes-2015-461379994.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Otherwise, I don't get it. This is a woman who peddles a persona and a lifestyle. She's so exacting with diet and exercise that RIGHT after she consciously uncoupled with Chris Martin, he and the kids consciously recoupled with fast food. A lady doesn't work that hard on her body to throw on a size-too-small Pepto Abysmol concoction that sullies the results of her efforts. Goop is many things, but half-assed is not usually one of them. She goes for it on fourth down. But this? This is a punt, and the universe just blocked it and ran it back for a touchdown.

\[Photos: Getty\]