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Julianna Margulies

This doesn't suit her figure the way I think it deserves -- doesn't it feel like we've been saying that a lot lately, about everyone? -- but my other big problem with it is that it's not pretty enough. It's a delicate idea, to have this lacy overlay, and the midnight blue is a great shade. But the swirly pattern is too aggressive, like a sci-fi Rorschach test. I'm seeing a curling dragon with a forked tongue. Or one of those grabby plants the likes of which you see in Harry Potter.

Julianna Margulies

This was mighty sexy. But from this angle, it exposes how awful the underskirt is (is it even a skirt? If it's not shorts, it's going to cause her some hygiene issues). The drop-dead hotness of the plunging, open back would be a lot more effective if she weren't also wearing a roaringly open skirt. It's too much. If I may quote Soapdish, one of the greatest movies ever made, "We are making a statement. Don't underline it; let's just make it."

Julianna Margulies

Well, but we can underline THIS statement. I'm okay with that. I may be highlighting it and then circling it in red pen, myself.

Golden Globes Fug Carpet: Julianna Margulies
Ohhhh, you guys, this one was hard for me. You know how much I love her. And I wanted to embrace the way she vamped it up so confidently, but in the end... this feels like a fancy mess. [Photos: Getty]

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