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# Golden Globes Fug Carpet: Miranda Kerr and Malin Akerman
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/golden-globes-fug-carpet-miranda-kerr-01-2014/
- Published: 2014-01-14T15:00:24.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T00:59:37.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, WTF, 2014 Golden Globes, Golden Globes, super(and unsuper)models, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

Remember when Jared Leto got up to accept his award, and talked about waxing his body for Dallas Buyers Club, and his relief at not doing a Brazilian, and how women in the audience probably knew what he meant? I can think of one person who probably did:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/462309379.xml "Miranda Kerr")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/01/462309379.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I keep wanting to call this Divorce Thigh, but it's also Divorce Groin. As that whole sport goes, I think Divorce Bangs are the one I prefer. (Side note: Do we think Pucci paid Donatella Versace a royalty for this design? I wonder if there was a rise in people Googling "Elizabeth Hurley safety pin.")

Divorce Nudity, by the way, was going around:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/462329157.xml "Malin Akerman")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/01/462329157.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

This may be the most unflattering dress she's ever worn. It's like the designer was really inspired by some late-night medical documentary about cracking open people's chests.

\[Photos: Getty\]