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# Golden Globes Fug Carpet: Naya Rivera
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/golden-globes-fug-carpet-naya-rivera-01-2012/
- Published: 2012-01-17T17:30:39.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:36:43.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Awards & Galas, 2012 Golden Globes, Golden Globes, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

I do not even get what's going on with this dress:

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/01/137137434.jpg "69th Annual Golden Globe Awards - Arrivals")](https://gofugyourself.com/golden-globes-fug-carpet-naya-rivera-01-2012/69th-annual-golden-globe-awards-arrivals-53?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

It's so *half-assed*. I know we make *Project Runway* jokes a lot, but this seriously looks like what Tim Gunn would call "student work." I suspect part of the problem is that it's a hair too small for her -- which seems insane, given that I am sure she is teeny, but that front seam is puckering all over the place. It's just like, ridiculously drab AND it looks poorly made, which is crazy, because it's Vera Wang.

The back, at least, is interesting:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/01/137144464.jpg "69th Annual Golden Globe Awards - Arrivals")](https://gofugyourself.com/golden-globes-fug-carpet-naya-rivera-01-2012/69th-annual-golden-globe-awards-arrivals-54?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Maybe she should have worn it backwards.

(Can you imagine? That would have been amazing. With, like, pasties on her nipples. Please, god, let someone do that at the Oscars.)