Golden Globes Fug Carpet: Rooney Mara in Alexander McQueen

Rooney Mara in Alexander McQueen

Rooney is obsessed with this particular look from McQueen. She's worn this number, AND this terrible outfit, and now...this. Our friend Diana Tsui called it "glam shipwreck," and that is DEAD ON TARGET.

Rooney Mara

And I myself called her hair High Fashion Rey, which I stand by. And, actually, THAT is an idea I kind of like. Look, the girl's got an aesthetic. It's just I often find that her aesthetic makes her look like she just crawled out of a futuristic hellscape. That's all.

Rooney Mara at the AFI Awards

I, like, don't even want to talk about this. A blouse-y cropped sweater the color of gruel? This actively hurts my feelings.

BAFTA Los Angeles Awards Season Tea

And THIS is like an overgrown nightgown for a child in a musical comedy set on a naval ship in Victorian England. I QUIT.