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# Golden Globes Fug Carpet: The Black Lace Brigade
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/golden-globes-fug-carpet-the-black-lace-brigade/
- Published: 2013-01-14T23:00:51.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:02:17.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## Eva Longoria

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2013/01/159424102.jpg)

Angelina Jolie will pick up her Us Weekly soon and sigh, "How sweet."

## Rachel Weisz

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159420282-1.jpg)

ASTOUNDING. Unless there was a fan contest to win the right to watch Daniel Craig rip off the dotty skirt with his teeth, this should not exist.

## Giuliana Rancic

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159418045.jpg)

This sincerely might be the worst dress of the entire night. What you can't see here is what the TV exposed: The top looked so poorly made that I kept wondering if it had ripped open on during a particularly challenging mic-pack installation. I think hers is the least popular saloon in all of Deadwood.

## Emma Roberts

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/159443712.xml)

Everything about this is terrible -- a classic case of, "You forgot the dress that goes on OVER it." I know what I just said about Giuliana Rancic, but actually, THIS might be my least-favorite of the night. Good thing for Emma that she wasn't on TV anywhere, although something tells me she might disagree with that.

## Louise Roe

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159419894.jpg)

Louise here finally has something concrete on her resume: She's hosting season two of *Fashion Star*, the first go-round of which was as horrifying as this dress. Brace yourselves.

## Shenae Grimes

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/159461563.xml)

Sigh. Her necklace is good, but why is her skirt a glorified side ponytail?

## Helena Bonham Carter

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159422251.jpg)

Eight-hundred-ninety-fifth verse, same as the first.

## Nicole Kidman

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159420567.jpg)

The top and bottom are fine, but they're being held together by MADNESS. I know it's called your rib cage, but you don't need an ACTUAL CAGE there to underscore it. Unless it is Nicolas Cage. Then I would sign off on it wholeheartedly. In fact, most dresses these days are missing giant pictures of Nic Cage on the abs.

[Golden Globes Fug Carpet: The Black Lace BrigadeThis is actually not just lace, but also transparencies; sadly that wasn't as kicky-sounding. Also: The Widow Longoria is BACK. And she's PROWLING. \[Photos: Getty\]  ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2013/01/159424102.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/golden-globes-fug-carpet-the-black-lace-brigade-01-2013/)