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# Golden Globes Fug Carpet/Other Assorted Fugs or Fabs: Jessica Chastain
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/golden-globes-fug-carpetother-assorted-fugs-or-fabs-jessica-chastain-01-2012/
- Published: 2012-01-16T22:00:18.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:36:45.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Photos, 2012 Golden Globes, Golden Globes, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

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For someone who, essentially, nobody had ever heard of before Cannes last May, Jessica Chastain is doing a really good job staying composed and keeping it interesting on the red carpet. That said, those are also very watered-down, tactful compliments to cover the fact that I'm bummed out by this dress choice. Though probably not as bummed out as her lungs were. In fact, I feel like I've expressed concern for a lot of people's torso parts in recent weeks. Should I start a foundation? Our ribbon could be black and blue, like a bruise, and in the shape of a ribcage. Think about it.

\[Photos: Getty\]