Evan Rachel Wood

The impressive thing is, she's TOTALLY carrying this off -- it fits her well, and she's managing to own it despite how freaking busy it is. And aren't we glad SOMEONE went big? She and Sarah Michelle Gellar totally got the memo.

Evan Rachel Wood

Although, that is A LOT of stuff. No zoo could hold whatever creature that is. Also, I'm sort of surprised Marion Cotillard didn't wear this first somewhere.

Evan Rachel Wood

Okay, maybe I'm crazy, but does anyone else see SWINTON Jr. in this photo?

Evan Rachel Wood

I probably shouldn't like this, but I do. I think it's because... it's not an ACTUAL bra, just some fabric (which matches what's on the collar) that's holding things together. This is cute. She looks crazy classy.

Evan Rachel Wood

This is kind of a wah-waaaah moment for me.A little more architecture up top and I might've been sold; as is, the bodice is slouchy and wan, like something you pull on over a swimsuit -- a perfunctory cover-up so that you can go eat lunch without staring at your thighs.

Golden Globes Fug or Fab Carpet: Evan Rachel Wood

Initially, this felt like someone loaded up an accessory Uzi and fired it at her naked body: small sparkles, large sparkles, tulle, and feathers. It looks like it might weigh three-thousand pounds and be on an endangered species list in at least three countries. And yet... you guys, I accidentally may have fallen in love with it. Like the first time I ever watched Center Stage, where I went from "Oh, LORD" to "NEVER LEAVE ME" in the span of its run time. [Photos: Getty]