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# Golden Globes Fug or Fab: Jessica Chastain
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/golden-globes-fug-or-fab-jessica-chastain/
- Published: 2013-01-14T18:00:05.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:34:36.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## Jessica Chastain

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/159427903.xml)

It's not like there is anything wrong with Jessica Chastain's looks. I would be really stoked if I woke up with that face. I just wish that on occasions like this, she had a slightly stronger shaded brow to counter all that good bone structure. I am also not sold on the hair. It's a bit Meg March for me.

## Jessica Chastain

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159427905.jpg)

The color of this gown is wonderful, and there's a nifty idea there, playing with volume on the top. But doesn't it make her look like she's slouching?

## Jessica Chastain

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/1594204331.xml)

And then she moved in it, and the whole thing billowed to hell. It's just another one where she's so close, but she just needs someone to tell her that things don't fit right. I'm sure that when she's snuggling with her Golden Globe tonight, she -- like others before her -- is not going to care if her dress made her chest look like hot air balloons being deflated. But the rest of us are very sad about it.

Unless I'm being too harsh, but... What do you think? Can you sign off on this with a clear conscience?

[Golden Globes Fug or Fab: Jessica ChastainJessica gave a thoroughly charming acceptance speech for her surprise win (well, I thought Naomi Watts was the front-runner, anyway), and it just made me EVEN SADDER that she doesn't have a good eyebrow pencil. \[poll id="9531"\] \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/159427903.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/golden-globes-fug-or-fab-jessica-chastain-01-2013/)