Kirsten Dunst

I can't decide if I like this. I probably SHOULDN'T, empirically, given that the top kind of looks like two drawstring bags tied together by a wan thread. But I think she looks kind of fantastic in it, and her dramatic makeup is helping. She also, it is important to note, does not NAB. Kirsten Dunst knows what's what.

Kirsten Dunst

Her criss-crossed open back comes off a lot sexier and a lot less scullery-inspired than Alicia Vikander's did.

Kirsten Dunst and Garrett Hedlund

Also, she's dating Country Strong. BULL TRUE. They've been together awhile and I just keep forgetting, but I am really quite enchanted by the way he's gazing at her right here. He might be about to talk to her, but I feel like... Ben Affleck never looked like this when he was about to talk to J.Gar. He looks tickled to GET to talk to her.

Kirsten Dunst and Garrett Hedlund

Also, he's probably too Movie Star for this, but now I want him to go be on Nashville for a while. Surely someone on that show has a bird in a box that we haven't seen yet.

Kirsten Dunst

I am not particularly enamored of this. I don't think I should be able to see her support garment, although I would like to congratulate her feet on being named May Queens. That's quite a, well, feat. Especially in January.

Golden Globes Fug or Fab: Kirsten Dunst in Valentino

My thought process when Kirsten Dunst came down the red carpet was, I have to admit, "Her boobs looks great. Wait, I've SEEN that cleavage before. When was it?" And then I realized: It was on January Jones in 2011. Hers is a Versace. Somehow the combination of the bright red and all that fringe make January look like she should be doing the hula on someone's dashboard, so for that alone, I'm giving this informal contest to Kirsten. I wish she'd won a Globe, too, but hey, at least she doesn't have to find space for this one on her mantel, or the back of her toilet. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]