Georgia King
Apparently these are a brand called "Schutz," style Shen, and are $190. In case you want to know. I did.
Gabby Douglas
And these are apparently Benjamin Adams London. And they are SPARKLY.
Thandie Newton
I didn't find out who designed these. But lilac is bold. I feel like a woman only really has one outfit you can wear with these, right? If that.
Ariel Winter
Whereas obviously I can wear a glittering silver pump pretty much every day of my life.
Freida Pinto
Lots of satin this season (these are apparently Roger Vivier). I'm not particularly a fan, especially when...
Zooey Deschanel
... they are so matchy-matchy with the rest of the outfit. The style here is very clunky to me, too, but overall it's SUCH a bridesmaid-looking thing to me. It's just impossible not to see these and envision them in the bottom of a dress bag that will never be opened again.
Katie Aselton
Right? It's so musty and boring. Blah blah blah matchy satin zzz.
Nina Dobrev
These Jimmy Choos don't suck. I still wish she'd worn them with a different dress, though.
Julie Bowen
Sweet lord, she owes her toes an apology.
Marion Cotillard
These are groovy. But more to the point, I find this stance to be hilarious.
Jessica Chastain
Somehow, on the day, I totally missed what shoes Chastain was wearing. And now I can see why she didn't really show them off. I don't even care what the rest of them look like, because LOOK AT THOSE SOLES. THEY ARE KHAKI STRIPPER SHOES. For real, those soles are borrowed from some seriously dated Steve Madden chunky flat sandals they were selling back in like 2002. What was she DOING? Did her dress come back improperly hemmed and she had to give herself an emergency five inches? Sweet heavenly sandwiches.
Paz Vega
Such shiny Ace bandages.
Jena Malone
These are so naughty. I kind of love how fierce they are under that fuchsia shift.
Amy Poehler
These are what Amy paired with her red-carpet (and post-party) suit. I liked them better from a distance, I think.
Katharine McPhee
Plastic shoes strike again.
Alyssa Milano
Hmm. Fierce, or too clunky?
Zooey Deschanel
I love this purse. That is all.
Jennifer Lopez
"HOLA LOVERS. It is like my Marc always said: a finger without sharp objects makes the easiest straw. AND SO."
Jill Scott
Ouch. How much does that thing hurt?
Nicole Kidman
And how much must THAT hurt? So pinchy.
Sarah Paulson
These also look heavy, but ... gracefully so, somehow.
Julian Fellowes and wife
Mrs. Fellows is always dressed very elaborately at these events, and is basically -- to me -- dressed up as one large accessory. She makes me smile so wide. Also, I needed to discuss with you that every time I hear Julian's name, I sing the "Brian Fellows' Safari Planet" theme song and so now I envision that sketch being hosted by Julian Fellowes. Or better, Tracy Morgan AS Julian Fellowes.
Perrey Reeves
I love the shape of these.
Perrey Reeves
AND I need to own that purse. Sigh. I should just call these slideshows, "Fat Chance."
Kate Beckinsale
I really like the choker, but if pressed, I would also accept the gift of her face.
Eva La Rue
Well played madam.
Jennifer Westfeldt
It's a purse, but I've decided it's ALSO an ancient book of MISCHIEVOUS WISDOM, which accounts for how one hooks a Hamm and keeps it.
Jessica Alba
A lot of you hated this purse, but I found it charmingly funny. Even though I do agree it also looks like she closed a Muppet into it.
Alyssa Milano
Is that... a fox drooling out of the sides of its mouth? A discreetly vomiting bear? Or a shrunken doorknocker?
Nicole Richie
Gesundheit!
La Lopez
"Mirror, mirror, on the clutch. WHY DID STUPID BEN GET SO SUCCESSFUL SO MUCH. Bah."