Nathan Adrian
What? His suit is black. It totally counts. Also: handsome.
Sarah Paulson
I actually weirdly love this. It's like a less avian version of this cray-cray dress Elizabeth Banks wore.
Troian Bellasario
This is adorable on her.
Anne Heche
ENOUGH WITH THE HUGE LEG SLITS EVERYONE PLEASE GOD ENOUGH. What hath Jolie wrought?
Paz Vega
Sigh.
Ashley Madekwe.
Okay, on closer inspection, I actually think this is green. DETAILS.
Mary Elizabeth Winstead
That tiny little neck ruff makes her head look like an integral part of a crown roast.
Julia Roberts
This looks fantastic here and that is because you can not tell is it a jumpsuit the way you could tell on the telecast when she gallumped onstage in a recreation of that scene in Ocean's Eleven where we're all supposed to be awed by her beauty (and she of course is beautiful) but she is clomping towards George Clooney like she's wearing Doc Martens three sizes too big.
Kelly Lynch
BASICALLY THE EXACT SAME OUTFIT. Awkward.
Actually, this is kind of groovy on Kelly. Too casual for the event, I think, but she is pulling it off. Yeah, I just said that about a jumpsuit.