Channing Tatum, Jenna Dewan
Their various blessings aside: When I saw this dress first, it was from above, and I was legitimately sure she was going to fly out of it at some point during the night. Like, if she ever danced, or even thought about raising her hands in the air like she just didn't care, a rude mammarial awakening might've occurred.
Jenna Dewan
Which is too bad, because otherwise, she looks lovely. It's a WEE bit like a fancy fisherman's net, though.
Gwendoline Christie
Apparently this leggy blonde is on "Game of Thrones." But I'm pretty sure no warrior queen is going to be a match for a PO'd Miss Muffet when she finds out someone poked legs through her tuffet. Get ready for a hot bowl of curds and whey up in your grill, Gwendoline. Also: I can't harp about good makeup anymore, except that this is not it.
Betsy Brandt
I kept being afraid this was pants. It is not. It also looked better in motion when I saw her on TV than it has in any photos. It definitely wins over Anna Gunn, at least, if we're gauging the Breaking Bad ladies.
Betsy Brandt
OR DOES IT. This thing may have just broken bad.
Constance Zimmer
This is great -- very classy, good makeup, makes her look longer than her very very very petite stature. Imagine Anna Gunn in THIS, also. Like a dog with a bone, I am, about imagining Anna Gunn in anything but what she wore.
Laura Prepon
This may be black and lilac, or something. I can't tell. Laura Prepon is also tough to recognize with raven tresses and a lot of bronzer. I think I will pass on this whole thing, though -- it's not pretty enough to justify it feeling so warmed-over.
Odette Annable
If this didn't have the keyhole, I would like it, I think. Or at least be intrigued by it. Right now it just looks like a very chilly visual from a book of poetry about being lost in the woods during winter.
Lauren Cohan
This would be a lot cuter on her if the skirt flared. Also: total shoe punt. Shoes should not be this hard, y'all. At least not with this outfit.
Jamie-Lynn Sigler
She looks lovely.
Jaime King
This is another Prabal, which I like better than the one Zoe Saldana wore, for obvious reasons -- those being, that one made my face hurt. I don't like the white ballet heels with it, particularly; it's too much shoe for a hem that long. But holy cats, does she look tall.
Jaime King
I was surprised to see the black back; I'm not sure it works as well for me now that I've seen it. I almost with the straps were white in the back so that the whole thing was a photonegative? Also, I'm not wild about the Colonel Sanders motif in the back, however. But I DO like chicken, if that matters to anyone.
Elisabeth Rohm
It's hard for me to judge the dress because I am enthralled by her bronzer. She and Laura Prepon just emptied out their bottles, no?
Elisabeth Rohm
I'm sorry to hear that her dress got Gangrene of the Breast, though. Is there a salve for that? Or some chicken? At least to give it a snack before it rots away?