> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Golden Globes Fugs and Fabs: Black Gowns - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/golden-globes-fugs-and-fabs-black-gowns/ - Published: 2014-01-15T21:00:13.000Z - Updated: 2014-01-15T21:33:50.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37 ## Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/462115287.xml) The whole night, Jess kept saying to me, "Did you see Megan Mullally's hair?!?" and I'd think, "Ack, no, I just missed it AGAIN." And then it turned out I had NOT missed it; I just didn't recognize her and thought she was some random composer's quirky personal assistant. Having said that, I am pleased Ron Swanson's mustache is in such fluffy, resplendent form, and that she chose to wore elbow bags to the Globes, because that feels right somehow. I hope they doubled as purses/flask pouches. ## Luciana Barroso and Matt Damon ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/462106699.xml) They are friends with Naeem Khan, so she'd BETTER get a gorgeous dress from him. ## Matthew McConaughey, Camila Alves ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/462115799.xml) Her expression throughout his speech was amazing. It was very loving, very patient, very, "Yep, this is happening. We'll laugh about it later." She looks nice, but I won't remember it tomorrow, which is also maybe how he felt about his speech. ## Leslie Mann ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/462073119.xml) It's a little hard to tell, at least on my computer (everything always looks so dark -- I lighten all my screen grabs for recaps just so I can tell what I'm doing), but this had a floppy peplum. And it's so banal compared to the interesting choices she's made in the past. ## Minnie Driver ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/462115701.xml) Speaking of banal. I'm not mad at it; just not captivated, either. ## Julianne Hough ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/wenn20983113.xml) Ditto. This gown is the junior varsity version of Blanchett's. Well, maybe further removed than that. The pee-wee version. ## Dawn Oliveri ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/462329865.xml) I am too hypnotized by her ring to focus. ## Greta Gerwig ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/462380849.xml) This is eating her alive. ## Nina Dobrev ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/wenn20983013.xml) Oh, Nina. Cherished Nina. I just feel like your boobs are glaring at me. ## Uma Thurman ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/wenn20983028.xml) At first I wasn't sure what to make of this, but the more I look at it, the more I like it. It DEFINITELY looks like two dresses left their original partners and got married, but sometimes the second time around is when it all makes sense, at last. ## Gillian Anderson ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/462229157_10.xml) I'm doubtful about the length, but overall: FIERCE, Agent Scully. ## Ahna O'Reilly ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/462234681_10.xml) Very basic, but I dig the Wonder Woman Bracelet. ## Maggie Grace ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/wenn20983452.xml) Keep the shoes and start from scratch, Leg. I mean, kid. ## Cassie Scerbo ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/462308649.xml) Ditto. But maybe leave the shoes behind too this time. [Golden Globes Fugs and Fabs: Black GownsI came away from the Globes thinking about all the pops of color, but it turns out there was a lot of Voldemort's favorite there also. \[Photos: Getty, WENN\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/462115287.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/golden-globes-fugs-and-fabs-black-gowns-01-2014/)