Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally
The whole night, Jess kept saying to me, "Did you see Megan Mullally's hair?!?" and I'd think, "Ack, no, I just missed it AGAIN." And then it turned out I had NOT missed it; I just didn't recognize her and thought she was some random composer's quirky personal assistant. Having said that, I am pleased Ron Swanson's mustache is in such fluffy, resplendent form, and that she chose to wore elbow bags to the Globes, because that feels right somehow. I hope they doubled as purses/flask pouches.
Luciana Barroso and Matt Damon
They are friends with Naeem Khan, so she'd BETTER get a gorgeous dress from him.
Matthew McConaughey, Camila Alves
Her expression throughout his speech was amazing. It was very loving, very patient, very, "Yep, this is happening. We'll laugh about it later." She looks nice, but I won't remember it tomorrow, which is also maybe how he felt about his speech.
Leslie Mann
It's a little hard to tell, at least on my computer (everything always looks so dark -- I lighten all my screen grabs for recaps just so I can tell what I'm doing), but this had a floppy peplum. And it's so banal compared to the interesting choices she's made in the past.
Minnie Driver
Speaking of banal. I'm not mad at it; just not captivated, either.
Julianne Hough
Ditto. This gown is the junior varsity version of Blanchett's. Well, maybe further removed than that. The pee-wee version.
Dawn Oliveri
I am too hypnotized by her ring to focus.
Greta Gerwig
This is eating her alive.
Nina Dobrev
Oh, Nina. Cherished Nina. I just feel like your boobs are glaring at me.
Uma Thurman
At first I wasn't sure what to make of this, but the more I look at it, the more I like it. It DEFINITELY looks like two dresses left their original partners and got married, but sometimes the second time around is when it all makes sense, at last.
Gillian Anderson
I'm doubtful about the length, but overall: FIERCE, Agent Scully.
Ahna O'Reilly
Very basic, but I dig the Wonder Woman Bracelet.
Maggie Grace
Keep the shoes and start from scratch, Leg. I mean, kid.
Cassie Scerbo
Ditto. But maybe leave the shoes behind too this time.