Megan Fox

I might really like Megan Fox. This Is 40 was an excruciating experience, but her short parts were okay -- her scene in the car with Leslie Mann (trying not to give too much detail) is very funny, and there's something about her general candor that appeals to me. And she's very pretty in this gown -- of all the neutrals, I think I am least bored by it, because her dark hair and eyebrows and hint of lip color contrast it so nicely.

Ashley Tisdale

This is... fine? I feel like even Ashley is like, "This one was a throwaway. NEXT."

Helen Hunt

This is another one where I rather like the idea of the gown, but the execution makes it look like she's wearing spangly granny panties.

Kaley Cuoco

All night I was itching for some ladies to get out some lipstick, and then we get to Kaley here and I think it's TOO much. She's cuter than what her head is doing -- maybe it's the heavy liner making her eyes look smaller than normal?

Golden Globes Fugs and Fabs: More Neutrals

We seem to be slipping back into a time when gowns are black, white, neutral, or red/red-orange. Neutrals aren't always bad, but tread carefully, y'all. We can't all have Megan Fox's head. [Photos: Getty, WENN]