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Kate Beckinsale

That posture is pure Paris Hilton ridiculousness. And the dress is the thing you wear when you really just want people to imagine you wearing nothing but their bed linens.

Kate Beckinsale

For real, ten minutes before she left home that might have been hanging off her daughter's bedframe, hiding all manner of sins she'd stashed under the bed. Maybe Kate wearing it was the Beckinsale equivalent of taking the bedroom door off the hinges.

Felicity Jones

Felicity Jones is such a pretty girl, and seems to be operating at SUCH an enthusiasm deficit at all times. Granted, if the Petite Peplum Fairy had visited me unbidden, I might be cross too.

Nikki Reed

Stand up straight, Nikki! You looks suspicious. This is how an amateur spy would carry herself if she had a covert camera built into the purse clasp. The dress is nice, though.

Georgia King

Well, from the back, this is working for me...

Georgia King

And then from this angle it all falls apart: the way it creases itself, the way the neckline makes her shoulders look broader... It's as the designer worked all night to perfect the back and forgot that the wearer wouldn't just spend the whole day walking away from people.

Golden Globes Fugs and Fabs: Pinks
Don't you love the part of the week where I say, "Damn, I don't think I can drum up a full post about Felicity Jones, or Georgia King, or Nikki Reed, so THANK GOD they're all wearing pink"? Me too. [Photos: Getty]

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