
I can't say this is perfect, but for whatever reason -- sheer drama, and unexpectedness -- it's making me smile.

This is typically beautiful. Naeem is a dream.

I'm not a huge fan of this. It looks like it's popped its sequins in places, rather than being a cool choice, and then of course there are the side windows...

Crouching Thigh, Hidden Underbuttock.

She's the only person I know of in Elie Saab, which is a surprise. She looks gorgeous in it, too -- it's not going to win Best Dressed, but it's a success nonetheless.

Also very pretty. When in doubt, go for gold sparkles.

The lighting at this party was unkind to gold gowns -- they come off a lot more urine-flecked than I believe they actually were, and it makes the makeup look harsh. Like, this might have been great, but it's hard to tell.

See what I mean? EVERYTHING's coming up brassy.

Candice is on "The Flash." She's a tad underwritten on it, but charming, so... at least the first thing is an easier one to fix? This dress is reasonably cool but I detect a whiff of cheap netting around the back there.

I am not sure why this needed to look like it had been rudely slashed?

She looks like a marvelous walking disco ball.
