Fugs and Fabs: Accessories at the 2014 Golden Globes

Idris Elba

I cherish you, Dreamy Sir.

Uma Thurman

I love this pose. It's very, "Let's jam on the photo essentials so I can get inside and have a scotch. Did you get your shot?"

Emma Roberts

Good LORD. That is stunning.

Dawn Oliveri

That ring is INTENSE. It's like a bottlecap with delusions.

Caitlin FitzGerald

I want to marry these. But they're the kind of shoes I would want to buy, and then they'd sit in my closet because there is nowhere I can wear then and with WHAT, anyway, WHAT do I own that belongs with these? NOTHING. I AM A FRAUD.

Caitlin FitzGerald

This purse is also so perfect with her outfit that it makes me want it, only to realize that since I don't own a version of this outfit then I would be a sad clown.

Aiubrey Plaza

Same with these. They're pretty, but for someone else's life.

Laura Carmichael

KILL IT, Lady Edith.

Mila Kunis

Those green studs are so simple and wonderful.

Vanessa Hudgens

i think that's three baubles on one connected ring. Cool-looking, but hard to wear?

Taylor Swift

Another one that seems like a three-in-one, rather than three next to each other. Pretty, though. Was her dress pink? It really looks pink here, but I could've sworn it was red and that she SAID it was red. Stupid flashes.

Zooey Deschanel

Those are pretty. I would have liked them better with a different dress, I think.

Nikki Reed

I wish she hadn't tried to match these to the dress. Also, that plastic bit is digging into her feet, no?

Lizzy Caplan

These are from a pre-Globes event ,but since I featured the outfit in a post, I felt I should share the shoes here because LOOK.

Isabelle Fuhrman

Flats!

Shaun Robinson

Sparkles!

Nina Dobrev

A cute take on this style, but they don't look very comfortable.

Ahna O'Reilly

A even BETTER take on that basic style, but seriously, I look at these and think, aren't her feet just slip-sliding away in those? They don't seem that well tethered.

Jaime King

Speaking of looking uncomfortable. Are her poor feet red like that from pain, or just maybe one of those sunburns that comes from when you forget you have to put SPF on your feet too? I've had those. They're mean.

Rebecca Ferguson

That looks more like a contraption than an accessory.

Julie Delpy

The purses are almost invariably great at these things.

Julie Delpy

A ruby! I assume.

Molly Sims

Lovely.

Jaime King

I'm loving the earrings.

Sandra Bullock

This is the slideshow that makes me lament my horrible, horrible nails. Gel manicures have ruined them, and I only get two or three of those a year, usually because my nails look so terrible still and I need to cover them up. Sigh.