Sofia Vergara, Ben Affleck

Also, SOMEBODY was in a good mood. Considering he'd just gotten Oscar-snubbed, either Ben had a hot tip that he was going to win this one, or he just decided to start pre-gaming in the limo to cope with his grief.

Sofia Vergara

This is another one that fit perfectly, and looked great on the carpet (I could swear it had dark red aspects to it, but those aren't showing up in the pictures, so maybe I hallucinated). There's nothing wrong with it at all. But I'm starting to feel like Sofia Vergara just picks these things out in her sleep. She never looks bad, but does she ever look exciting or daring? I'm sure we'd have choice words if she did, but come on, that's fun, right, Sofia? Right?

Sofia Vergara, Ben Affleck

Okay, eyes forward, Affleck. We get it.

Julie Bowen

Man, she's really mad at her left shoulder -- Bowen just wore something the other day that was one-sided on the same side. This iteration of the trend is so baggy and fussy and kind of wrinkly -- I don't think it's as fabulously caftanically flowy as she may have wanted it to be, especially when she stands this way. Great color, though.

Julie Bowen and Ty Burrell

And GREAT company, too. I love you, Phil Dunphy. I wonder if Ty Burrell dyes his hair. It's neither here nor there; I just can't remember if it has always been so lushly black before.

Sarah Hyland

I don't know what happened here. That bodice is like a vise.

Sarah Hyland

... It's better? But for as little dress as there is, somehow it's still overwhelming her.

Ariel Winter

Why is this not working for me? It's young; she's young. Maybe it's that I feel like this fabric should have no sleeves and be on a nine-year old (Quvenzhane Wallis, I am looking at you). Or maybe it's the headband. Somehow the whole enterprise makes me want to sit down and take an Advil.

Rico Ridriguez and Nolan Gould

And, pointing. I love that the younger dudes are having fun with getting dressed but still looking classy and not going full Bieber with high tops and saggy crotches (although to be fair, even Bieber puts on a suit for these things). Separately, mark my words: ONE of these children will be performing magic somewhere, someday.

Golden Globes Fugs and Fabs: The Empty-Handed Modern Family Cast

I'm not saying it was the wrong decision -- Modern Family hasn't been as strong -- but more that these guys must have started to feel like The Sopranos of comedy, where all they have to do is show up and people would throw golden things at them. I do hope that someday Sofia Vergara wins one, though, because that acceptance speech is going to be amazing. I sincerely hope that if/when it happens, it's one of those that's chock-full of good-spirited taunting that's meant to be funny but nobody in the audience is totally sure if they're allowed to laugh. [Photos: Getty]