Tina Fey in Antonio Berardi

This is... terrible. That dress threw a New Year's Eve party that no one went to, and when it woke up it couldn't figure out where half its petticoats went if there were no guests to remove them.

Amy Poehler

This feels very much like, "Eh. Whatever. OVER IT." And if she can't get excited about it, neither will I -- especially when she kept stuffing her hands in her pockets. It ruined whatever else she had going.

Amy Poehler

SEE? You are not a kangaroo, Amy. I decided she was using it as a way to flip off everyone who has ever wronged her, which is about all that cheered me up here. That and the color, I guess? And okay, she has accessories with it.

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler

Then Tina got abducted and stuffed against her will into the floor-length cousin to her red-carpet dress, while Amy casually whipped out the girls, put on a killer necklace, and casually ruled. I'm genuinely concerned that Tina's original two dresses were destroyed in an extremely suspicious grease fire and she was forced to improvise.

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler

But then she came out in this groovy tux and all was forgiven. This is, sadly, a terrible photograph of it. She looked SO cool, and Amy's butterfly thingamy looked so confusing. I give Amy the first two rounds, but Tina the finale.

Golden Globes Fugs and Fabs: Tina Fey and Amy Poehler

I didn't think they were as sharp on-stage as they were in their other two outings, and the same absolutely goes for their red-carpet game. (My theory is that they realized about two weeks ago that agreeing to do THREE Golden Globes telecasts was one too many, and in that I wouldn't blame them.) [Photos: Getty]