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# Golden Globes Fugs and Fabs: White Gowns
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/golden-globes-fugs-and-fabs-white-gowns/
- Published: 2013-01-16T22:00:46.000Z
- Updated: 2013-06-11T17:53:06.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## Archie Panjabi

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2013/01/159482960.jpg)

I seriously don't understand. Are those snack slings? Baby carriers? A place for people to put business cards so she can draw one and award a free lunch?

## Archie Panjabi

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/159490249.xml)

From the front it is less illogical. But doesn't everyone check themselves out from the side when they buy stuff, if only to see what their butts are doing?

## Mayim Bialik

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/159418681.xml)

This is SO MATRONLY. Even actual matrons would shudder at this. Helen Mirren should give her some tips.

## Jaime King

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/wenn20059965.xml)

Is Jaime King working with a new stylist? She's so sleek now.

## Katie Aselton

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159462736.jpg)

I had this in the neutrals slideshow earlier, but then it seemed more white. And now that it's in the white clothes slideshow, it doesn't seem to fit here either. But here it is. Katie is on F/X's *The League*, which as a fantasy football player I expected to like a lot more than Not Really At All, and she's married to one of the Duplass brothers that Hollywood loves right now. And she's a lovely lady, and this dress is fine, but I think I'd like it better if it just continued as it began. Not least because that poor skirt is going to get eighty boot prints before the night is through.

## Emmanuelle Chriqui

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159451009.jpg)

Psst. You take off the toilet-paper wedding gown when the bridal shower ends.

## Perrey Reeves

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/159449109.xml)

Gown, or nightgown?

## Shay Mitchell

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159472460.jpg)

Sigh. Another victim of the Fit Bandits. They are RUTHLESS.

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