Cara Delevingne
I suddenly got this weird feeling that Cressida Bonas would love to be this person.
Gina Rodriguez in Badgley Mischka
What a lovely shin window! A shindow. She looks nice, if Naked of Wrist, and I'm happy for her. I do think someone tipped her off that the Globes like to reward rookie underdogs in the female TV categories, because her speech felt both prepared and a bit performed. Not in a way that made me dislike her; just... you know. There was a lot of ACTING!!! on display in the speeches that night, I feel.
Katharine McPhee in Carolina Herrera
This dress is a lot more interesting to me than she is. To the point where I think it completely washes her out, in a strange way. The dress is there, the dress is loud and proud and awesome, and then she's just sort of the one holding it up.
Katharine McPhee in Carolina Herrera
The hair is killing me, also.
Edie Falco
Whereas HER head is impeccable. Trade gowns!
Erika Christensen
Zzz. But I need to say that as nice and natural as she is on Parenthood, TEAM JOEL. Always. She and their horrible child were SO ROTTEN to the boy they adopted, and she never really learned anything from that nor really got any comeuppance for it. TEAM WHATEVER THE BOY'S NAME IS ALSO (I CAN'T REMEMBER BECAUSE THEY NEVER USE HIM ANYMORE).
Kim Dickens
She is great-looking, and that neckpiece is awesome. I actually think it's one of my favorite embellishments of the night.
Malin Akerman in Yosep Sinudarsono
Well, this is batshit.
Catriona Balfe
Outlander? Try outlandISH. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Liberty Ross
So much jewelry on her earlobe and NONE on her arms?
Lorelei Linklater
True confessions: I liked Boyhood, but wasn't THAT enamored of Ellar Coltrane in it and thought Lorelei Linklater was a LOT more fun, and considering the nature of the project, it was just as much her story in theory as it was Ellar's. I guess her dad Richard doesn't think people are as into girlhood. And I hope we are not in danger of seeing her Girlhood, if you catch my drift, because it's see-through HA HA HA H HA AGAIN ARE WE DONE YET NO ALMOST THOUGH SO CLOSE.