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Jess Weixler

jess weixler golden globes 2016

What an astounding color, and what an astoundingly unflattering thing to DO with said color. If you look hard enough you can see The Lorax in those ruffles.

Jada Pinkett Smith in Versace

golden globes 2016

The matching satin shoe is SO bridesmaidy. It almost tanks the dress itself.

Carly Chaikin

carly chaikin golden globes 2016

Carly is in Mr. Robot, but you might remember her from Suburgatory. I don't know what is happening with the peplum-like part of this gown, but I might love the whole damn thing anyway.

Katherine Schwarzenegger

katherine schwarzenegger golden globes 2016

She really is lovely. But that dress is giving her a massive slouch.

Retta

retta golden globes 2016

Love her jewelry, love the color, not that captivated by the rest.

Rachel Bloom in Christian Siriano

Rachel Bloom in Christian Siriano golden globes 2016

I am a big fan of her, and am thrilled she won - she's really great on My Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, and manages to give that show and that character a cool dignity even while it routinely acknowledges that she's damaged and makes bad decisions. The show addresses it, doesn't shy away from judging it where necessary, but also loves her anyway.

This dress, I was NOT sold on when she was walking around the red carpet, but it photographs more flattering.

Rachel Bloom

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"Is it real? It SMELLS real."

Rachel Bloom

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Yes, that's right, support the neck. It's a newborn.

Rachel Bloom

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"No but seriously this WAS cleaned, right? It hasn't been in like a shed somehwere?"

Rachel Bloom

This is totally the face I would be making. STILL. I would still look EXACTLY like this.

Golden Globes Fugs and Fabs: Women in Green
So much of this fantastic color. Not all of it living up to the hue itself. I mean, Jess Weixler's abdomen now has a mustache. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]

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